Why do we have to answer those stupid verification questions? especially the one that asks, "Who is the president of the United States?" Then, when I type, "Barack Obama," it tells me that I didn't answer correctly. And I know that this isn't true. I know that the moderator did this on purpose.

I don't think it was the moderator's fault... Simple Machines Forums (the hosting company of this forum and the other one that shall go unnamed here) might not be up to date. Try George W. Bush or even Bill Clinton, that *might* work.  :)