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Subject: What are some of your rules and standards when it comes to...
Written By: Step-chan on 01/15/08 at 10:22 pm
The type of porn you buy and images you save?
Something I was curious about is what preferences you have and rules you go by for what you choose.
I'll post my preferences tommorrow.
Subject: Re: What are some of your rules and standards when it comes to...
Written By: Poisoned Eros on 01/16/08 at 12:50 am
Well, you read my screed against racist/violent porn, so that ought to give you some idea.
I prefer the amateur "girl nextdoor" stuff to professional sculpted, waxed, and polished models. That's like looking at a store mannequin.
Aside from the obvious KP, the only stuff I absolutely can't stand to look at is beastie or scat!
Subject: Re: What are some of your rules and standards when it comes to...
Written By: Step-chan on 01/16/08 at 4:18 pm
Well, you read my screed against racist/violent porn, so that ought to give you some idea.
I prefer the amateur "girl nextdoor" stuff to professional sculpted, waxed, and polished models. That's like looking at a store mannequin.
Aside from the obvious KP, the only stuff I absolutely can't stand to look at is beastie or scat!
Yeah, I gave you a karma, one of your comments made me laugh(in a good way).
And now for me.
Here are my preferences:
As lot of people on here know, I tend to prefer illustrations over photography. I do still save photos of actual women as well if I see some I like, it's just not very frequent.
Of course, I save alot of catgirl and other animal girl images, as those images are part of my most favorite fetish.
I also like girl on girl.... Well, alot guys like that sort of thing. ::)
And I also like girls in glasses, alot of my normal softcore stuff(around 25-30% at least) has this theme.
I also like swimwear images, although these are more cute or sexy. Very few are explicit or erotic.
I also save diaper fetish images and lactation images(mild to moderate lactation only, extreme stuff is alittle too silly and abit much foe me), but I don't save alot of images of those types, as I consider those fetishes to be minor ones of mine(I finally admitted on the fetish thread about having those two fetishes alittle while back).
I have abit of a moe(cutesy) facsination, which usually consistant to a minor degree in my ecchi and yuri stuff(as well as some of the other stuff).
I do save occasionally bondage based stuff, but nothing abusive or extreme.
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What I don't like:
Scat, pee and vomit porn. I have went on to a gross porn site before out just to see what it was like and have watched 2 Girls 1 Cup, but this is not my sort of thing at all(fortunately I have a strong stomach). I can't figure out why some people are turned on by this and I'm the one with a DL fetish.
Blood, gore, multilation and death. Maybe it's because I tend to be abit more passive(for the most part) and am into cuter stuff, but the blood and death sort of stuff kinda scares me.
Abusive stuff, rape, tentacle hentai. Hate this stuff, enough said.
I will never save CP or Beastialty stuff or even look at it, as I loathe that stuff to nth degree. I've had to report some crap like that on iichan before(it was posted by someone who owned a site with that shit on it, they were probably using a spam bot to do or something like that).
Subject: Re: What are some of your rules and standards when it comes to...
Written By: Fellow Traveller on 01/18/08 at 2:03 am
I'd say older or mature models/actreses although "older" now isn't the same as "older" then. I'm getting closer to the age of my fantasy women...
Lesbian porn is always good to go...
Female corporal punishment scenes (from cinema/exploitation films and not the staged "basement" variety). All in good fun, though. Anyone hear of the late, great wsimd.com? (Whipping Scenes In Movies Database) So sad to see that one go. One of my favorites is in "One Russian Summer". http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-6/1193336/jackoff.gif...
Midgets are interesting but amputees are almost nonexistant (I'm laughing as I post this...)
No scat, no barnyard follies and no bukkake. Actually, I want no spunk in my porn, at all, thank you very much...
These are more loose guidelines rather than rules. I'm an equal opportunity pervert...
Subject: Re: What are some of your rules and standards when it comes to...
Written By: Step-chan on 01/18/08 at 2:12 pm
I don't like seeing ejaculation either(I've seen my own spurts, no need to see it from another male), unless it's female ejaculation.
I have saved a rare few images(less than 10 out of the 3200+, I need to add up my image total sometime soon) that have the bukkake of sorts... but only because I thought they were funny, I could never picture myself pleasing myself to those images.
Subject: Re: What are some of your rules and standards when it comes to...
Written By: Red Ant on 01/23/08 at 9:49 pm
As far as watching (since I rarely buy porn)
~ Actors and actresses that are into it. Fake Os, fake enthusiasm, fake tits = limp cock. Stunt cocks are the lamest thing ever to hit porn. How is that exciting for anyone?
~ Sounds. No cheesy fuck music playing, please. I want to hear what is going on, so long as it's reasonably intelligent.
Also, the noises (or lack thereof) the women make are largely important to me. Yapping like a Chihuahua or near crying (like in most Jap porn) is not sexy. I've seen some porn where the audio is out of sync with the video. All fail.
~ Camera direction/shot. If it's guy on girl, please, look at each other. Solo girls looking at camera is hotter though. I can't explain it. Also, filmmakers - please don't pan up to the dude's face or show an asshole shot every 4 seconds. Not really big on girl-on-girl - most of the scenes I've seen are rather boring than exotic. If you're going with a mobile cam, lay off the caffeine please. I'm trying to get off, not get epilepsy.
~ Hard, passionate fucking. If the man can't keep his dick hard, how does the director expect the watchers to? Also, is it so difficult to keep an 8+ inch cock from unexpectedly popping out? That kind of shit ruins a scene.
~ Changing positions every 2 minutes is not required. You don't have to hit every position in the Kama Sutra in a 35 minute scene.
~ I don't really need a plot, but if there's going to be one make it so it's not so stupid that it sets of my bullshit detector. Hot women do not get into vans and fuck while driving down the highway. Not ones that live long anyway...
~ No shit, Sherlock. "accidents" of this nature should never happen on a set - that's what enemas are for.
~ Like Fellow Traveller, I could live without the cumshots. Bukkake is out. Even if women don't mind a shot across the face or in the mouth, I've never talked to anyone who said they like to get cum in their eyes. Just once, I'd like to see a guy get slugged in the nuts by the actress for shooting a load in her eyes.
~ No big secret that I like natural women and femdom themes.
I do like porn that shows both men in women in very submissive roles. However, I can't stand anything where it's obvious where the woman is taking abuse only for money, not because she has any desire to do what she's doing. Spitting on someone's face and thoatfucking have zero appeal to me
Almost forgot:
~ Drool and slurping is never sexy. I don't know when this fad started, but it is probably the lamest thing in mainstream porn right now.
Ant
Subject: Re: What are some of your rules and standards when it comes to...
Written By: Step-chan on 01/30/08 at 12:33 am
I can see what you mean on that, although my rare bukakkes don't involve hitting the face(for the most part). ;)
I forgot something else in my preferences:
I hate censored pics, particularly in girl on girl stuff...
I have saved alittle in the censored category, but never when it involves girls only.
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