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Subject: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: jerkoff on 12/06/07 at 3:30 pm
It can refer to the viewpoint of either a guy or a girl and should be obvious what you're talking about...
I'll go first...
Slapping the Slinky
Subject: Re: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: Red Ant on 12/07/07 at 2:35 pm
Grapplin' the apple tree.
Ant
Subject: Re: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: Step-chan on 12/07/07 at 6:14 pm
Pushing the detonator....
Okay, that was the dumbest thing I posted. ::)
Subject: Re: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: Red Ant on 12/07/07 at 7:54 pm
For the men:
Practicing the pole vault
Handlin' the javelin
For the women:
Rearranging the flowers
Flickin' the bean
I wish I had come up with the term "Jill off". That's the best one ever for women.
Ant
Subject: Re: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: Step-chan on 12/07/07 at 9:20 pm
Male:
Sliding the riff.(Don't know if that one's been thought up before)
Female:
Pressing the button.(Please let me be the first one)
Subject: Re: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: Fellow Traveller on 12/08/07 at 3:38 am
Slapping Rosie and her four skinny sisters and one fat sister around with the mighty meat missile before showering them with a bucket of pearly white man sauce...
Okay, serious...
Cuffin' the Guv'ner. I didn't make that one up, someone at work said it...
Flickin' the Bean. Nice one...
Subject: Re: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: Red Ant on 12/09/07 at 2:56 pm
Flickin' the Bean. Nice one...
Thank you!
Inspired by your latest thread:
"Bustin' an ovary".
and by UFC:
"Fappin' out"
I think I've heard "warming the oven" before, but not as it might relate to female masturbation.
One last one for the weekend:
"Twirlin' the pearl"
Ant
Subject: Re: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: whistledog on 12/09/07 at 8:41 pm
"butter your corn"
"wax the piss pipe"
"Jerk the joystick"
"slick the fuckstick"
and my favourite ... "playing knuckle shuffle on your piss pump"
Subject: Re: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: Red Ant on 12/15/07 at 2:48 pm
"butter your corn"
"wax the piss pipe"
"Jerk the joystick"
"slick the fuckstick"
and my favourite ... "playing knuckle shuffle on your piss pump"
Those sound like things from Max Hardcore. :o
Ant
Subject: Re: GAME: Create a new humorous term for masturbation that no one has used before
Written By: Step-chan on 12/15/07 at 3:48 pm
Those sound like things from Max Hardcore. :o
Ant
Ouch, that's something I don't want to think about. :P :o :D
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