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Subject: Romance Novels

Written By: Red Ant on 12/06/07 at 2:22 pm

My mother reads these all the time. The last one I looked at (maybe 10 years ago) had on the opening page two cops raping some indian prostitute in an alley.  :o

Also, what is with the lingo in these books? Especially when it comes to sex... I mean, NO ONE talks like this:

"As his turgid manliness entered my spring flower, I knew he could smell my sex..."

I mean, I can't even write stuff like what I've read because it's so silly!

:P

Ant

Subject: Re: Romance Novels

Written By: Jessica on 12/07/07 at 2:48 pm

I have never ever ever gotten into these. They are just too weird for me.

However, I do own a copy of "The Story of O", but that's more erotica than anything.

Subject: Re: Romance Novels

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/07/07 at 4:58 pm

Ok, I admit, I have read a few in my day (well, maybe a bit more than a few  ;) ).  My favorite is Jude Deveraux. She has written about a family through the ages-which is kind of cool. When she talks about one's character's parents, you "know" them from a different book. There was one of her books that give the genealogy of the characters and which book goes with them.

BTW, I HATE Harlequin. They are the WORSE!!!!



Cat

Subject: Re: Romance Novels

Written By: NaughtyLibrarian on 09/18/08 at 7:53 pm

I read them on occasion.  But not like I did when I didn't have a man.  lol

I'm not a big fan of the historical kind, the wording is too...I dunno...arachic and proposterous for my liking.  I do like more of the modern-day ones, and especially the intrigue ones and horror (Vampire) type ones for some reason.
The time travel ones are interesting to the point where they start using the language as mentioned above.

lol I remember back in high school, my friend and I would often talk about writing our own, even though neither of us had had sex yet.  We figured we could fake the "coming together of two souls" when the time came.  But we never really got the project off the ground.  What might have been.  I coulda been a zillionaire by now.  lol

Subject: Re: Romance Novels

Written By: MadameA on 07/01/09 at 12:29 am


My mother reads these all the time. The last one I looked at (maybe 10 years ago) had on the opening page two cops raping some indian prostitute in an alley.  :o

Also, what is with the lingo in these books? Especially when it comes to sex... I mean, NO ONE talks like this:

"As his turgid manliness entered my spring flower, I knew he could smell my sex..."

I mean, I can't even write stuff like what I've read because it's so silly!

:P

Ant


You got that right! Maybe people wrote like that hundreds of years ago, but I strongly doubt it. My mother, as well as my aunts and grandmothers read them too, but I was more interested in the books that my dad, grandpa and uncles read, which were tales of war, adventure, crime, and the military.

I guess action, suspense, guns, blood and guts were more appealing to me than romance, sexuality and the use of archaic English when I started reading adult-oriented books as a little girl, specifically, at around age 8. For the record, I didn't get into pornography until high school.

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