Anytype of lyrics.

I'll start it off.


I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want relationship,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to know your name,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to meet your mom,
I just want bang bang bang,
Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang,

Okay Annie...
Listen, I don't want to make sex,
Eat Chocolate,
Look at animals,
Take walk, no.
You come home and you say "Hashmir, touch me down there, I like that."
I dont think so Annie. Don't have time, want to drink, cigarette, you know...
you know something Annie, I tell you what...

I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to talk to you,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to know your name,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want relationship,
I just want bang bang bang,
Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang.

"Oh Hashmir, Hashmir you look so good in that hat.
Why dont you give me lots of kiss?" (wrong)
I don't think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon.
Idiot, I don't have time. I have too many women.
All I have time for you know what?

I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to talk to you,
I just want bang bang bang,
I dont want to know your name,
I just want bang bang bang,
Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang.
Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, just give me that bang bang bang.

Bang bang bang,
shes a bang bang bang,
bang bang bang,
I dont want relationship
Just give me that bang bang bang...

Here's one of my short joke songs:


Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, this didn't suck
Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, I didn't have to fuck

My back went out again....

Back in my day, I wasn't stopped up
Back in my day, we weren't fucked up
Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, this didn't suck

My back went out again....

Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, this didn't suck
Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, I didn't have to fuck

Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day


:D ::) ;D

Buffy's Pregnant/Class of 86

Boy, would I like to do her
I'd like to jump her bones
Slip her the hot beef injection
Hoping that she gives me a hand job
Homina homina

I got so wasted late Saturday night
Drank a whole half gallon, got really sick
Puked, it was great though
Me and break dancing friends
Went out and beat up so punk rock f*****

Buffy's pregnant
Plan a future
We'll fit the class
We'll go and debate it on
Who has the nicest ass
Spread her mind games
Know the words
We are all the same
Just flies on turds

Clone, clone, clone, clone

Saw you yesterday
86 rules
Did you hear what Marsha said like
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know...

Biff called me up
And he went and I went
And oh my god I'm so embarrassed I could just scream!
I swear I will never talk to him as long as I live

Buffy's pregnant
Plan a future
We'll fit the class
We'll go and debate it on
Who has the nicest ass
Spread her mind games
Know the words
We are all the same
Just flies on turds

Clone, clone, clone, clone

Buffy's pregnant
Plan a future
We'll fit the class
We'll go and debate it on
Who has the nicest ass
Spread her mind games
Know the words
We are all the same
Just flies on turds

Clone, clone, clone, clone

Loliconality by Step-chan/Stephen Harrington



My friends won't let me go Liza
Maybe I'm just a sheep-girl to you
The talk of my private obsessions
Might be more than a person can soothe
I tell and I show and I say
And I notice that they don't want me to be
They don't seem to think that I'm happy
And can't understand why it makes me feel free

Ama's love life, a blaze in Mai
Nekolita, kemono sigh
Milk and Pudding, I feel secure
Hold Silulu and start to...

Purr....!!!!

What it makes of me

Into being me

My friends won't let me go Liza
Maybe I'm just a fox-girl to you
I feel the need to be noticed
Maybe that's why they think I'm unglued
The thought of the quirk and the fetish
The side of my soul that is formed into me
Turn ons that are animalistic
Sensual based of my own specialty

Ama's love life, a blaze in Mai
Nekolita, kemono sigh
Milk and Pudding, I feel secure
Hold Silulu and start to...

Purr....!!!!

What it makes of me

Into being me

My friends won't let me go Liza
Maybe I'm just a cat-girl to you
The thought of my magical fetish
Could be more than a payment in due
The site of the ears and the tail
The look of a neko is sexy to see
They think that my life is so empty
And don't even know what it's like to be me

Ama's love life, a blaze in Mai
Nekolita, kemono sigh
Milk and Pudding, I feel secure
Hold Silulu and start to...

Purr....!!!!

What it makes of me

What it makes of me

What it makes of me

Into being me

Looking
The medicine cabinet for drugs
Stealing
Tobacco from country stores
Scamming
Tapes from my trustworthy friends
That's just me planning
Pretty little houses to rob

Come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
Everybody to the limit
Everbody to the limit
Everybody come on fhwdgads
I see you jockin me
Acting like You-know-me!
I said come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
Everybody to the limit
The Cheat is to the limit
Everybody come on fhwdgads!
Whose that fh h h hhwagsensay that whos that fhwqgads!
I dont know who it is,but its probly fhwqgads,
i ask my friend joe,i ask my friend jake, they all say its fhwqgads,
i say come on fhwqgads, i say come on fhwqgads,
everybody to the limit
EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT,
everybody say fhqwgads!

Me and Milfeulle at the hotel
With Rika who we know so well
We had a threesome that night
We videotaped the site

We don't need no tentacle demons
We don't need no tentacle demons
We don't need no tentacle demons
We don't need no tentacle demons

Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a
song about a whale-no! This is a song about being happy. That's right!
It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy

I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be
happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.

Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy

If'n you ain' the graddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature
they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a
bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me. Why didn't you
believe me?

Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy

Spank Thru- Step-chan version (Well, there isn't much altered lyrics)

It was the soft and pretentious mountains
Glisten in the light of the trees
And the catgirls sing D-minor
And the birds fly happily
We're together once again my love
I need you back oh, baby baby

I can't explain just why
We lost it from the start
Living without you girl
You only break my heart

Yeah........!!!

I can feel it
I can hold it
I can bend, I can shape it, I can mold it

I can cut it
I can paste it
I can spank it, fap it for my ladies... oh!

I've been looking through screen glow
Always seeing the same ol'
Sticky boredom on the net
I can make it do the things you wouldn't think it ever could...

I can feel it
I can hold it
I can bend it, I can shape it, I can hold it

I can cut it
I can paste it
I can spank it, fap it for my kitties... oh!

I've been looking through screen glow
Always seeing the same ol'
Sticky boredom on the net
I can make it do the things you wouldn't think it ever could...

I've been looking through screen glow
Always seeing the same ol'
Sticky boredom on the net
I can make it do the things you wouldn't think it ever
You wouldn't think it ever could...

:D

(Hope nobody was offended by this one)

You can shit upon the stage
they'll be fans
they'll be fans
they'll be fans
If you brand...

It is now my duty to completely drain you

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

Sit On My Face by Jon DuPrez (for Monty Python)
 
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!

^ First poster besides me on the adult version of this thread type.


The internet is for porn- Avenue Q

Here's a vid someone sync'd the song to, they used Sesame Street as a parody

KATE
The internet is really really great

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn

KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait

TREKKIE
For porn

TREKKIE
For porn!

KATE
I browse all day and night

TREKKIE
For porn!



KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,

KATE
What are you doing!?

TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treee—kkie!

TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster

KATE
You are ruining my song

TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to

KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?

TREKKIE
Me no talkie

KATE
Good

KATE
I’m glad we have this new technology

TREKKIE
For porn

KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity

TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry

KATE
Right from you own desktop

TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop

TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!

KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!

KATE
Noooo

TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!

KATE
Trekkie

TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert

TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster

KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet

TREKKIE
Ohhhh?

KATE
What?!

TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON
Sorry kate

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON
I masturbate!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
That’s correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!

KATE
Gross!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!

KATE
I hate porn

TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click

KATE
I hate you men!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I’m leaving!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE
I hate the internet!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE
YEAH!

A Rodney Carrington song:


I remember way back, when i was just a boy
going places with my mom and dad.
It used to scare me to death,
how mamma used to act
after six or seven beers she's had.
We were sittin at a table,
when mamma got disabled,
all the liquor runnin through her head.
Soon i got to chokin, daddy wasn't jokin,
when he grabbed me by the arm and said

Don't look now, mamma's got her boobs out,
showing everybody in town.
Faces turnin red,
we were wishing we were dead.
There were people standin all around, yeah.
When mamma get to drinkin,
there aint much thinkin.
There's nothing anybody can do.
you just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you.

Well, we got her in a truck,
and we started drivin home,
when mamma said she had to go.
Daddy pulled over,
we were standin on a shoulder,
while mom was puttin on a show.
Well, he started up the truck,
and mamma stood up,
with the pants still around her knees.
When we heard mamma holla;
if you give me a dollar,
i'll let you take a peek at these.

Don't look now, mamma's got her boobs out,
showing everybody in town.
Faces turnin red,
we were wishing we were dead.
There were people standin all around.
When mamma get to drinkin,
There aint much thinkin.
There's nothing anybody can do.
you just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you.

You just jope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you

Watershed- Foo Fighters

stick it to the mailman
reading is a problem
see you all suntanned
only with the ray bans

take that to the man you call the chair
pissing on a wet wall

skinny yellow spit, man
dealin' with the shit, man
make it with my bad hand
just another rock band

take that to the man they call the chair
trouble with the contract

hey there, boy, you been catchin' the black widow
that's what we want you to know

I want to swim in a watershed
I want to listen to crawdads
I lost the counter so bad
I keep on thinking I get ahead, I'm

pissin' on the disc jam
pissin' 'bout the farm hand
pissin' 'bout the Greek state
miss it and I can't wait

take that to the man they call the chair
trouble with the contract

hey, man, can't you tell
it's still a problem?

I want to swim in a wattershed
I want to listen to crawdads
I lost the counter so bad
I keep on thinking I get ahead, I'm

pissin' on the disc jam
pissin' 'bout the farm hand
pissin' 'bout the greek state

Lord Of The Thighs- Aerosmith

Down to who knows who just to socialize
Im waitin for my girls, when you caught my eyes
You got your ways to make a man
Honey, you got to understand
Im your man, child, lord of the thighs

Well, well, lordie my god
What do we got here
Shes flashin cross the floor
Make it perfectly clear
Youre the bait and youre the hook
Someone bound to take a look
Im your man, child, lord of the thighs

You must have come here to find me
Youve got the look in your eyes
Although you really dont mind it
I am the lord of the thighs

You must have come here to find me
Youve got the look in your eyes
Although you really dont mind it
I am the lord of the thighs

The Money Will Roll In- Fang

I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good
I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car
And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice
You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in

The money will roll right in

Anxious by Step-chan(Stephen Harrington)

I want a woman
I want a woman
I want a woman

Now...

I want a drink
I want a drink
I want a drink

Aah!

I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time

I need some anime
Need some anime
Need some anime

Yeah...

I need a drug
I need a drug
I need a drug

Hey!

I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time

I want a threesome
I want a threesome
I want a threesome

Uhh...

I need a hug
I need a hug
I need a hug

Yeah!

I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
Me all the time



Evil Swear Song by Step-chan(Stephen Harrington)

I feel how I feel, I feel very sick
Fucking mailboxes, with a maple stick
Demons went, up my ass
I feel weird, a total spaz

Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit

Make it like I deal, genitals getting sag
Wondering cussing, am I in drag
Slamming puddle, bloody fucker
Pussy City Pimps, rom hack fuckers

Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit

Hyatt's bloody corpse, on the ground
Phallic image, nothing more round
Tentacle porn, spraying the sky
Fucking them all, piss that flies
Draining plants, killing turds
Fart ignited, ass spout curd
Zoycite and Malachite, butt pirates
Your cootchy, fluidly rated

Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit

No Sex (in The Champagne Room)featuring  Gerald Levert


Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room.. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne.. you want sex
And there's NO sex.. in the Champagne Room

Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those niggaz waitin outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one..
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-ass hat
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that shit
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room


Ooooohh...
No sex in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No.. no-ohhhhh...


If a homeless person.. has a funny sign..
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny

If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick

If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick

Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin

No one goes to Hooters for wings

If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE


No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no sex in the Champagne Room
Said no.. no..
Said no-ohhhh..
Said Chris said..
There ain't no sex
in the Champagne Room.. no.. no.. no..
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none.. *fades*