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Subject: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 11/26/07 at 8:27 pm
Anytype of lyrics.
I'll start it off.
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want relationship,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to know your name,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to meet your mom,
I just want bang bang bang,
Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang,
Okay Annie...
Listen, I don't want to make sex,
Eat Chocolate,
Look at animals,
Take walk, no.
You come home and you say "Hashmir, touch me down there, I like that."
I dont think so Annie. Don't have time, want to drink, cigarette, you know...
you know something Annie, I tell you what...
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to talk to you,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to know your name,
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want relationship,
I just want bang bang bang,
Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang.
"Oh Hashmir, Hashmir you look so good in that hat.
Why dont you give me lots of kiss?" (wrong)
I don't think so Annie.
You want me to do things to you like the sun and the moon.
Idiot, I don't have time. I have too many women.
All I have time for you know what?
I just want bang bang bang,
I don't want to talk to you,
I just want bang bang bang,
I dont want to know your name,
I just want bang bang bang,
Fresh you drive me insane when you give me that bang bang bang.
Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, Fresh, just give me that bang bang bang.
Bang bang bang,
shes a bang bang bang,
bang bang bang,
I dont want relationship
Just give me that bang bang bang...
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 12/07/07 at 9:16 pm
Here's one of my short joke songs:
Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, this didn't suck
Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, I didn't have to fuck
My back went out again....
Back in my day, I wasn't stopped up
Back in my day, we weren't fucked up
Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, this didn't suck
My back went out again....
Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, this didn't suck
Back in my day, we didn't give a fuck
Back in my day, I didn't have to fuck
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
Back in my day
:D ::) ;D
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 12/10/07 at 3:05 pm
Buffy's Pregnant/Class of 86
Boy, would I like to do her
I'd like to jump her bones
Slip her the hot beef injection
Hoping that she gives me a hand job
Homina homina
I got so wasted late Saturday night
Drank a whole half gallon, got really sick
Puked, it was great though
Me and break dancing friends
Went out and beat up so punk rock f*****
Buffy's pregnant
Plan a future
We'll fit the class
We'll go and debate it on
Who has the nicest ass
Spread her mind games
Know the words
We are all the same
Just flies on turds
Clone, clone, clone, clone
Saw you yesterday
86 rules
Did you hear what Marsha said like
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know...
Biff called me up
And he went and I went
And oh my god I'm so embarrassed I could just scream!
I swear I will never talk to him as long as I live
Buffy's pregnant
Plan a future
We'll fit the class
We'll go and debate it on
Who has the nicest ass
Spread her mind games
Know the words
We are all the same
Just flies on turds
Clone, clone, clone, clone
Buffy's pregnant
Plan a future
We'll fit the class
We'll go and debate it on
Who has the nicest ass
Spread her mind games
Know the words
We are all the same
Just flies on turds
Clone, clone, clone, clone
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 12/24/07 at 6:19 pm
Loliconality by Step-chan/Stephen Harrington
My friends won't let me go Liza
Maybe I'm just a sheep-girl to you
The talk of my private obsessions
Might be more than a person can soothe
I tell and I show and I say
And I notice that they don't want me to be
They don't seem to think that I'm happy
And can't understand why it makes me feel free
Ama's love life, a blaze in Mai
Nekolita, kemono sigh
Milk and Pudding, I feel secure
Hold Silulu and start to...
Purr....!!!!
What it makes of me
Into being me
My friends won't let me go Liza
Maybe I'm just a fox-girl to you
I feel the need to be noticed
Maybe that's why they think I'm unglued
The thought of the quirk and the fetish
The side of my soul that is formed into me
Turn ons that are animalistic
Sensual based of my own specialty
Ama's love life, a blaze in Mai
Nekolita, kemono sigh
Milk and Pudding, I feel secure
Hold Silulu and start to...
Purr....!!!!
What it makes of me
Into being me
My friends won't let me go Liza
Maybe I'm just a cat-girl to you
The thought of my magical fetish
Could be more than a payment in due
The site of the ears and the tail
The look of a neko is sexy to see
They think that my life is so empty
And don't even know what it's like to be me
Ama's love life, a blaze in Mai
Nekolita, kemono sigh
Milk and Pudding, I feel secure
Hold Silulu and start to...
Purr....!!!!
What it makes of me
What it makes of me
What it makes of me
Into being me
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 12/28/07 at 6:50 pm
Looking
The medicine cabinet for drugs
Stealing
Tobacco from country stores
Scamming
Tapes from my trustworthy friends
That's just me planning
Pretty little houses to rob
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 01/14/08 at 11:07 pm
Come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
Everybody to the limit
Everbody to the limit
Everybody come on fhwdgads
I see you jockin me
Acting like You-know-me!
I said come on fhwdgads
I said come on fhwdgads
Everybody to the limit
The Cheat is to the limit
Everybody come on fhwdgads!
Whose that fh h h hhwagsensay that whos that fhwqgads!
I dont know who it is,but its probly fhwqgads,
i ask my friend joe,i ask my friend jake, they all say its fhwqgads,
i say come on fhwqgads, i say come on fhwqgads,
everybody to the limit
EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT,
everybody say fhqwgads!
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 01/16/08 at 7:16 pm
Me and Milfeulle at the hotel
With Rika who we know so well
We had a threesome that night
We videotaped the site
We don't need no tentacle demons
We don't need no tentacle demons
We don't need no tentacle demons
We don't need no tentacle demons
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 01/17/08 at 10:50 pm
Hello, boys and girls, this is your old pal Stinky Wizzleteats. This is a
song about a whale-no! This is a song about being happy. That's right!
It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy
I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be
happy. I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs.
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy
If'n you ain' the graddaddy of all liars. The little critters of nature
they don't know that they're ugly. That's very funny! A fly marrying a
bumblebee. I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me. Why didn't you
believe me?
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy
Happy happy joy joy joy
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 01/28/08 at 6:24 pm
Spank Thru- Step-chan version (Well, there isn't much altered lyrics)
It was the soft and pretentious mountains
Glisten in the light of the trees
And the catgirls sing D-minor
And the birds fly happily
We're together once again my love
I need you back oh, baby baby
I can't explain just why
We lost it from the start
Living without you girl
You only break my heart
Yeah........!!!
I can feel it
I can hold it
I can bend, I can shape it, I can mold it
I can cut it
I can paste it
I can spank it, fap it for my ladies... oh!
I've been looking through screen glow
Always seeing the same ol'
Sticky boredom on the net
I can make it do the things you wouldn't think it ever could...
I can feel it
I can hold it
I can bend it, I can shape it, I can hold it
I can cut it
I can paste it
I can spank it, fap it for my kitties... oh!
I've been looking through screen glow
Always seeing the same ol'
Sticky boredom on the net
I can make it do the things you wouldn't think it ever could...
I've been looking through screen glow
Always seeing the same ol'
Sticky boredom on the net
I can make it do the things you wouldn't think it ever
You wouldn't think it ever could...
:D
(Hope nobody was offended by this one)
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/06/08 at 4:10 pm
You can shit upon the stage
they'll be fans
they'll be fans
they'll be fans
If you brand...
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/08/08 at 11:10 pm
It is now my duty to completely drain you
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 02/10/08 at 3:44 pm
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket
Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston
Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple
If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Philip Eno on 03/01/08 at 12:46 pm
Sit On My Face by Jon DuPrez (for Monty Python)
Sit on my face and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you oralise
When I'm between your thighs.
You blow me away!
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face, and then I'll love you truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine
If we sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play
Till we're blown away!
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 03/03/08 at 8:46 pm
^ First poster besides me on the adult version of this thread type.
The internet is for porn- Avenue Q
Here's a vid someone sync'd the song to, they used Sesame Street as a parody
KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
KATE
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good
KATE
I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE
Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE
The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---
KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB
That’s correct.
KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN
Sure!
KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY
Yes I do!
KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON
True!
TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON
. .yeah
KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE
YEAH!
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 03/21/08 at 2:05 pm
A Rodney Carrington song:
I remember way back, when i was just a boy
going places with my mom and dad.
It used to scare me to death,
how mamma used to act
after six or seven beers she's had.
We were sittin at a table,
when mamma got disabled,
all the liquor runnin through her head.
Soon i got to chokin, daddy wasn't jokin,
when he grabbed me by the arm and said
Don't look now, mamma's got her boobs out,
showing everybody in town.
Faces turnin red,
we were wishing we were dead.
There were people standin all around, yeah.
When mamma get to drinkin,
there aint much thinkin.
There's nothing anybody can do.
you just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you.
Well, we got her in a truck,
and we started drivin home,
when mamma said she had to go.
Daddy pulled over,
we were standin on a shoulder,
while mom was puttin on a show.
Well, he started up the truck,
and mamma stood up,
with the pants still around her knees.
When we heard mamma holla;
if you give me a dollar,
i'll let you take a peek at these.
Don't look now, mamma's got her boobs out,
showing everybody in town.
Faces turnin red,
we were wishing we were dead.
There were people standin all around.
When mamma get to drinkin,
There aint much thinkin.
There's nothing anybody can do.
you just hope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you.
You just jope and pray
there never comes a day,
when mamma's out drinkin with you
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 03/23/08 at 7:44 pm
Watershed- Foo Fighters
stick it to the mailman
reading is a problem
see you all suntanned
only with the ray bans
take that to the man you call the chair
pissing on a wet wall
skinny yellow spit, man
dealin' with the shit, man
make it with my bad hand
just another rock band
take that to the man they call the chair
trouble with the contract
hey there, boy, you been catchin' the black widow
that's what we want you to know
I want to swim in a watershed
I want to listen to crawdads
I lost the counter so bad
I keep on thinking I get ahead, I'm
pissin' on the disc jam
pissin' 'bout the farm hand
pissin' 'bout the Greek state
miss it and I can't wait
take that to the man they call the chair
trouble with the contract
hey, man, can't you tell
it's still a problem?
I want to swim in a wattershed
I want to listen to crawdads
I lost the counter so bad
I keep on thinking I get ahead, I'm
pissin' on the disc jam
pissin' 'bout the farm hand
pissin' 'bout the greek state
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 03/27/08 at 8:30 pm
Lord Of The Thighs- Aerosmith
Down to who knows who just to socialize
Im waitin for my girls, when you caught my eyes
You got your ways to make a man
Honey, you got to understand
Im your man, child, lord of the thighs
Well, well, lordie my god
What do we got here
Shes flashin cross the floor
Make it perfectly clear
Youre the bait and youre the hook
Someone bound to take a look
Im your man, child, lord of the thighs
You must have come here to find me
Youve got the look in your eyes
Although you really dont mind it
I am the lord of the thighs
You must have come here to find me
Youve got the look in your eyes
Although you really dont mind it
I am the lord of the thighs
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 04/01/08 at 9:24 pm
The Money Will Roll In- Fang
I'm goin' to Hollywood, they'll see that I'm so good
I won't care how I feel, and I'll get to fuck Brooke Shields
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
I want to be a star, I'm going to have a car
And you'll have to admit, I'll be rich as shit
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
I would give you some, if you only would have treated me nice
You'll wish that you did, you'll feel pretty stupid
I'll just sit and grin, the money will roll right in
The money will roll right in
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 04/11/08 at 6:06 pm
Anxious by Step-chan(Stephen Harrington)
I want a woman
I want a woman
I want a woman
Now...
I want a drink
I want a drink
I want a drink
Aah!
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I need some anime
Need some anime
Need some anime
Yeah...
I need a drug
I need a drug
I need a drug
Hey!
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I want a threesome
I want a threesome
I want a threesome
Uhh...
I need a hug
I need a hug
I need a hug
Yeah!
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
I feel a rut
I feel a rut
This fucking rut hitting me all the time
Me all the time
Evil Swear Song by Step-chan(Stephen Harrington)
I feel how I feel, I feel very sick
Fucking mailboxes, with a maple stick
Demons went, up my ass
I feel weird, a total spaz
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Make it like I deal, genitals getting sag
Wondering cussing, am I in drag
Slamming puddle, bloody fucker
Pussy City Pimps, rom hack fuckers
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Hyatt's bloody corpse, on the ground
Phallic image, nothing more round
Tentacle porn, spraying the sky
Fucking them all, piss that flies
Draining plants, killing turds
Fart ignited, ass spout curd
Zoycite and Malachite, butt pirates
Your cootchy, fluidly rated
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Damn it, son of a bitch
Now I'm having a fit
Over some silly shit
Piss vomit and shit
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 05/22/08 at 5:17 pm
No Sex (in The Champagne Room)featuring Gerald Levert
Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room.. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne.. you want sex
And there's NO sex.. in the Champagne Room
Don't go to parties with metal detectors
Sure it feels safe inside; but what about
all those niggaz waitin outside with guns?
They know you ain't got one..
If a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16.. she's 12
If she tells you she's 26, and LOOKS 26.. she's damn near 40
Take off that silly-ass hat
The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that shit
Young black men -- if you go to a movie theater
and someone steps on your foot, let it SLIIIDE
Why spend the next twenty years in jail
cause someone smudged your Puma?
Cornbread -- ain't nuttin wrong with that
No matter what you think of what I'm sayin
Remember this one thing: there is no sex, in the Champagne Room
Ooooohh...
No sex in the Champagne Room (6X)
Absolutely, positively, no sex in the Champagnnnne, Room
No.. no-ohhhhh...
If a homeless person.. has a funny sign..
he hasn't been homeless that long
A +REAL+ homeless person, is too hungry, to be funny
If a girl has a pierced tongue - she'll probably suck your dick
If a guy has a pierced tongue - he'll probably suck your dick
Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin
No one goes to Hooters for wings
If you've been dating a man for four months
and you haven't met any of his friends, you are NOT his girlfriend!
Some of the things I've said may not apply to you
Some of the things I've said may offend you
But no matter who you are, you must remember this one thing
No matter what a stripper says
There's no sex in the Champagne Room
NONE
No sex in the Champagne Room
Said no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
No no sex in the Champagne Room
No sex in the Champagne Room
Can't get none, uhh
Can't have none, nah
in the Champagne Room
Said there's absolutely, positively
no sex in the Champagne Room
Said no.. no..
Said no-ohhhh..
Said Chris said..
There ain't no sex
in the Champagne Room.. no.. no.. no..
Can't get none, ahh
Can't have none.. *fades*
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 06/08/08 at 10:46 pm
S.O.S.(Too Bad)- Aerosmith
Stagecoach lady, hourglass body
Makin' thinks glow in the night
Well, she would if she could
And she'd be good if she would
Only be a lover, she'd be out tonight
'Cause I'm a bad
Lonely school boy
And I'm a rat
And it's too bad
Can't get me none of that
Salt Lake City, salt-lickin' biddies
Bogus honey stinkin' of gin
Well my daddy was hard
His face was pretty scarred
From kickin' ass to playin' poker to win
'Cause I'm a bad
Lonely school boy
And I'm a rat
And it's too bad
Can't get me none of that
It's too bad
It's too bad
Can't get me none of that
Loose old lady
My mama Katy
Chivalry was born at her feet
Well she should have thought twice
When Pa shot his dice
The night she put my daddy to sleep
'Cause I'm a bad
Lonely school boy
And I'm a rat
And it's too bad
Can't get me none of that
It's too bad
Lord, it's too bad
I said it's too bad
Lord, it's too bad
Subject: Re: Random song lyrics thread.
Written By: Step-chan on 06/16/08 at 8:00 pm
Bret:
They call me the rhymenocerous
Not because I'm fat
Not because I've got birds on my back
Because I'm horny, I'm horny
When I'm on the mic
I'm like global warming
You can't ignore me
In the bedroom I'm the gentleman
All the ladies come before me
Check your yellow pages I'm a registered rhymenaecologist
Now I'm passing over the mic to the hiphop-potamus
Jemaine:
They call me the hiphop-potamus
My lyrics are bottomless
Bret (spoken)Is that it?
Jemaine(spoken)Yeah
Bret:
Sometimes my rhymes are obscene
Described as smutty, pornographic scene that's r18
They're so filthy, I feel guilty
I have to rinse my mouth out with Listerine
Like when I rap about those bitches smothered in margarine
Hahahaha
(gun sound affects)
(spoken)Sorry about that, that was a bit violent
Sorry about that one, you have a go
jemaine:
They call me the hiphop-potamus
cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin off the top of this oesophageus
Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa
Called a hippopotamus I'm not a hippopotamus, I'm a hiphop-potamus
Where did you get the preposterous hypothesis that I was a hippopotamus?
Did Steve tell you?
What's he got to do with it?
Bloody Steve!!
both guys:
Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
What, what, what, why, why, why?
jemaine:
Be more constructive with your feedback
Bret:
Because I rap about reality
both guys:
Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?
Ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey-ho
bret:
Freestyle, hiphop-potamus you do some freestyling
jemaine:
I'm freestylin just on the microphone
On the bbc, on the bbc
I'm just freestylin on the bbc
Um British broadcasting company
i'm just basically making this shit up as I go along
Basically just free
Just basically from the top of my dome
Sometimes it's not so good
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all the lady listeners pregnant
Yeah that's right, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches know, should know
I'm trying to correct this
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