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Subject: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/29/07 at 10:24 pm

Users Online  1 Guest, 2 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Mr. Mister, jerkoff


What ? 'Mr. Mister' ... 'jerkoff' ?  :o  >:(

Well, for your information ... I just did !

It was a real 'toe curler' !  :P  :D  ;D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/29/07 at 11:33 pm

Users Online  0 Guests, 2 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Mr. Mister, Poisoned Eros


Poisoned Eros ? Bullshit ! I'm over here in Sydney, Australia. He lives in Massachusetts, USA ... so that'd be very hard for me to do.  >:(

I wanna see my lawyer !  >:( Alright, Lt. Columbo then. It's always the wife, or the business partner ... somebody with a motive, very close to the victim. I've never even met  Eros !  >:(

:D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/30/07 at 1:54 pm

As usual:

0 Guests, 1 User
Users active in past 15 minutes:
CatwomanofV


:'( :'( :'( :'(



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/30/07 at 5:23 pm


As usual:

0 Guests, 1 User
Users active in past 15 minutes:
CatwomanofV


:'( :'( :'( :'(



Cat


Aah! Poor baby. She's crying her eyes out. At being alone in the dark ? Feeling unloved (nobody wants to play with her ?).

Here ... have these .....

http://www.triballife.net/store/images/box8%20rose%20large.jpg


and some comfort food ...

http://chocolategod.com/images/chocolate/12boxassortlg.jpg

...and to make you feel even better, I might have to give you a 'stroke' as opposed to a 'poke' ... but I'm sure it's all good (well, depends on what you're doing the poking with !  :D)

:o

Ooh! I hope you didn't catch that Carlos !  ;) ;D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/30/07 at 5:51 pm


Aah! Poor baby. She's crying her eyes out. At being alone in the dark ? Feeling unloved (nobody wants to play with her ?).

Here ... have these .....

http://www.triballife.net/store/images/box8%20rose%20large.jpg


and some comfort food ...

http://chocolategod.com/images/chocolate/12boxassortlg.jpg

...and to make you feel even better, I might have to give you a 'stroke' as opposed to a 'poke' ... but I'm sure it's all good (well, depends on what you're doing the poking with !  :D)

:o

Ooh! I hope you didn't catch that Carlos !  ;) ;D




Awww, thanks (and a stroke to you, too). I can really use those bon bons (except the ones with coconut.  :P )



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/30/07 at 5:51 pm


As usual:

0 Guests, 1 User
Users active in past 15 minutes:
CatwomanofV


:'( :'( :'( :'(



Cat


Come to think of it ... Who is online right now ? Let's see ...







Users Online  1 Guest, 1 User
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Mr. Mister



WHAT ?!?  http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/yikes.gif

http://www.atypically.net/smilies/jawdrop.gif




This is embarrassing ! More embarrassing than being caught naked wearing handcuffs having the vacuum cleaner giving you a blow job !  :-http://forum.pc-freakz.com/style_emoticons/default/mad2.gifAs Smokey Robinson observed ... 'There ain't too much sadder thing ...  the tears of a clown (or at least would be clown) ... when there's no one around !'

So...  Nobody loves me!?  :-\

:'( :'( :'( :'(






















Mr. Mister:
http://www.vivisjournal.com/vivis_wine_notes/Cry_2DBaby_small.jpg
"I want my mummy" !

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/30/07 at 5:53 pm

Posted just before I saw  your entrance Cat! Hey! Finally somebody to get frisky with !  :P ;) ;D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/30/07 at 5:55 pm


Posted just before I saw  your entrance Cat! Hey! Finally somebody to get frisky with !  :P ;) ;D



Can't get too frisky. Someone would get a bit upset.



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/30/07 at 5:57 pm



Can't get too frisky. Someone would get a bit upset.



Cat


That's right ! < 'Slaps self' on 'boo-tay' ... and enjoys it. Hmm, might do it again !  :P ;D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/30/07 at 6:00 pm


That's right ! < 'Slaps self' on 'boo-tay' ... and enjoys it. Hmm, might do it again !  :P ;D



You should post that "boo-tay" pic that you posted somewhere else. I'm sure your saw the thread, "Show us your..."



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/30/07 at 6:05 pm



You should post that "boo-tay" pic that you posted somewhere else. I'm sure your saw the thread, "Show us your..."



Cat


I had a quick glance in that thread. It looked a lot tamer than I was probably hoping for ....  :(

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 10/30/07 at 7:05 pm


naked wearing handcuffs having the vacuum cleaner giving you a blow job
Damn, that gave me an idea!

This place needs a vacuum.  :-\

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/30/07 at 11:03 pm


Damn, that gave me an idea!

This place needs a vacuum.  :-\


Well .... that should keep the men happy !  ;D

Come to think of it ... it could keep the women happy too. If they removed the head.

Who needs the late great John Holmes anyway ?    :P  :o

:D ;D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Bobo on 11/05/07 at 11:48 am

I'm online right now. Sorry I haven't been around this place much lately. Partially because I've been poorly and unable to contribute any useful material to anything anywhere, and partially because... erm...

I run out of things to say!

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 11/06/07 at 5:38 pm

I'm not busy like I was when I was at school. Now I'm on break an frantically looking for a job (can't you tell?). Thing is, people know that If they hire me that I will end up either quitting or reducing my hours once February rolls around.

This should really be in the venting thread.  :P

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 11/15/07 at 6:04 pm

Ah c'mon. Should be more like:

~Look at porn
~Edit/review sections on Amiright
~Check latest comments for spam
~Check my emails and respond to anything that needs immediate attention
~Check my PMs on the other messageboard and do the same
~Look over the other messageboard for a bit
~Somehow get distracted and wind up looking at the oddest shit like toroidal engine design
~Check video sites for anything interesting
~Post here

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 11/16/07 at 1:23 pm


Ah c'mon. Should be more like:

~Look at porn
~Edit/review sections on Amiright
~Check latest comments for spam
~Check my emails and respond to anything that needs immediate attention
~Check my PMs on the other messageboard and do the same
~Look over the other messageboard for a bit
~Somehow get distracted and wind up looking at the oddest shit like toroidal engine design
~Check video sites for anything interesting
~Post here



I think you both are wrong. I think it is probably:


~Look at porn
~Edit/review sections on Amiright
~Look at porn
~Check latest comments for spam
~Look at porn
~Check my emails and respond to anything that needs immediate attention
~Look at porn
~Check my PMs on the other messageboard and do the same
~Look at porn
~Look over the other messageboard for a bit
~Look at porn
~Somehow get distracted and wind up looking at the oddest shit like toroidal engine design
~Look at porn
~Check video sites for anything interesting
~Look at porn
~Post here
~Look at porn


;) :D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Fellow Traveller on 11/21/07 at 12:54 am


  C'mon guys, let's start a circle jerk!  Who wants to be the pivot man..?

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    Join me in a song or two.  C'mon, you know this one...

  People all over the world
  Join hands
  Start a love train, love train
  People all over the world
  Join hands
  Start a love train, love train
 

 

 

 

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 11/26/07 at 10:19 pm


Monday 11/26/07 12:23 EST

PE is here!



  C'mon guys, let's start a circle jerk!  Who wants to be the pivot man..?


You know, I was never in the scouts, and I feel like I missed out on an awful lot of fun!

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Fellow Traveller on 12/08/07 at 4:14 am


  Travellin' alone this early morn...

  There's a guest here.  Wonder who it is...

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/19/07 at 2:50 pm

CatwomanofV  01:48:31 pm  Viewing the board index of Nasty Penguins.
Guest 01:43:32 pm Viewing the calendar.
Guest 01:41:33 pm Viewing the calendar.
Guest 01:41:25 pm Viewing the calendar.
Online
Jerk Off 01:40:26 pm Posting in Functions missing here....
Guest 01:37:42 pm Viewing the calendar.
Guest 01:36:05 pm Viewing the topic Fetish.
Guest 01:33:37 pm Viewing Jerk Off's profile.


WOW!!! I don't think this site had this much action since the first few days.



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: jerkoff on 12/19/07 at 2:55 pm

it doesn't really.  That's just a search bot.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/19/07 at 3:00 pm


it doesn't really.  That's just a search bot.



Bummer. I just don't want to see this go the way the other did-which I know it will.  :'( :'( :'(  I guess I'm the only one really interested it in.  :'( :'( :'(



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Philip Eno on 12/19/07 at 3:49 pm

It looks like goodbye?

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: jerkoff on 12/19/07 at 9:47 pm


It looks like goodbye?


yeah I think so... fun while it lasted, but is it really doing anything for anyone at this point.  I don't care about the cost if people use it, but it really just isn't being used and is clearly not fulfilling any needs people have at the moment.

there have been several 0 thread 0 post days this month.. that's about as dead as you can get really.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/20/07 at 1:22 pm


yeah I think so... fun while it lasted, but is it really doing anything for anyone at this point.  I don't care about the cost if people use it, but it really just isn't being used and is clearly not fulfilling any needs people have at the moment.

there have been several 0 thread 0 post days this month.. that's about as dead as you can get really.



Yeah, it looks like I'm the only here most of the time.  :'( :'( :'(


I just think of that line from Weird Al's song "One More Minute". 

I'm stranded alone at the gas station of love and I have to use the self-service pumps.


So sad.  :'( :'( :'(



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 12/20/07 at 9:41 pm

Well, I just need to think of a few good thread ideas.

So far all I've really done was stuff I would usually on at the other place.(Well, maybe with abit more risque)

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/21/07 at 1:55 pm


Well, I just need to think of a few good thread ideas.

So far all I've really done was stuff I would usually on at the other place.(Well, maybe with abit more risque)


Well for all of us who come here lately, if we post a few times (not necessarily a new thread) maybe things might pick up and we can save the board.


Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 12/22/07 at 6:05 pm


Well for all of us who come here lately, if we post a few times (not necessarily a new thread) maybe things might pick up and we can save the board.


Cat


That's something I'm today, I do drop in almost everyday. Sometimes I can't think of what to do though.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/23/07 at 2:28 pm


That's something I'm today, I do drop in almost everyday. Sometimes I can't think of what to do though.



I do the same thing.



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Philip Eno on 01/15/08 at 4:28 pm

0 Guests, 2 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Philip Eno, Step-chan

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 01/16/08 at 12:46 am

I'm here.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Philip Eno on 03/01/08 at 12:59 pm

I am here!

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/01/08 at 1:08 pm


I am here!



Yay!!!!!



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/03/08 at 2:23 pm

CatwomanofV 01:20:41 pm Viewing Who's Online. Guest 01:19:20 pm Posting a new topic in General Discussion. Guest 01:12:20 pm Posting a new topic in General Discussion.




:o :o :o :o :o


Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 03/27/08 at 8:13 pm

It looks like I am the only registered member on at the moment.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 03/28/08 at 12:52 pm

I'm here now.



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 04/05/08 at 5:48 pm

Yoo-hoo ! I'm here now !

Just checked in to say hi !  :)

Well .... I find myself the ONLY one online ..... (what did I expect  :'( ).

Damn .... I can't remember where on this site I'm allowed to post dirty pics / swear like a trooper ..... and that's just ONE of the problems ... to my mind. Even when somebody brings out a new game at a party or something .... I hate having to sit there trying to work out all the rules /digest. Just like to jump in ... and try to figure it out as I go along.

Well, back to the 'other' place ....

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/05/08 at 6:28 pm

I'm here, I'm here.



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 04/05/08 at 6:47 pm


I'm here, I'm here.



Cat


No your not !  >:(  Say's 'offline'  !    :P    ;D  :D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/05/08 at 6:52 pm

Is it possible for two of us on-line at the same time?  :o :o :o



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/06/08 at 2:24 pm

Who's Online User Time http://Themes/babylon/images/sort_down.gif Action Online   CatwomanofV 02:01:16 PM Viewing the board index of Nasty Penguins. Guest 02:01:00 PM Viewing the board index of Nasty Penguins. Guest 02:00:11 PM Unknown Action Guest 02:00:00 PM Posting a new topic in General Discussion. Guest 01:56:27 PM
Posting a new topic in General Discussion.





:o :o :o


Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 04/06/08 at 8:28 pm

1 Guest, 2 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Mr. Mister, Dark Ant


WOW !  More than one member !  :o 

Well, I have tried lately to 'spread the word' ..... if I have ANY influence .....    :-\    :-[ 

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 04/06/08 at 8:31 pm

1 Guest, 3 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Jerk Off, Mr. Mister, Dark Ant

Wow again. One more. 'Jerk off' himself !  :o


Very esteemed company !  ;D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 04/07/08 at 3:33 pm

CatwomanofV 03:31:17 PM Viewing the board index of Nasty Penguins. Guest 03:28:36 PM Posting a new topic in General Discussion. Guest 03:27:59 PM Logging into the forum. Guest 03:25:50 PM Viewing the board index of Nasty Penguins. Online   Jerk Off 03:24:29 PM Viewing the board Flix & Pix. Guest 03:22:48 PM Viewing the topic Ever Get.... Guest 03:20:56 PM Posting a new topic in General Discussion. Guest 03:20:15 PM Registering for an account on the forum. Guest 03:19:55 PM Viewing the board General Discussion.


YAY!!!!



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 04/11/08 at 5:48 pm

I'm back again.

It's been awhile.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 04/12/08 at 7:01 pm

1 Guest, 2 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Mr. Mister, adagio


Do my eyes deceive me ?  :o    ::)

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Philip Eno on 04/21/08 at 4:17 am


1 Guest, 2 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Mr. Mister, adagio


Do my eyes deceive me ?  :o    ::)
she made it back then?

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 04/21/08 at 4:23 am

1 Guest, 2 Users
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Mr. Mister, Philip Eno

Well, how about that ! The postwhore supremo IS in town !    ;D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 04/21/08 at 4:28 am

Mr. Mister  04:27:03 AM  Viewing Who's Online.
Online
Philip Eno 04:21:52 AM Viewing Philip Eno's profile.


^
Vanity ... Philip .... does not become you ! Leave the 'vanity' to ME !    :P      :D    ;D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 04/30/08 at 9:47 pm

Ho  ha, ho ha!

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/01/08 at 1:29 pm

I'm back. Did you all miss me?



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/02/08 at 12:56 pm


Yes! How was your trip?

Ant



Great. I'll be posting pics on a certain other board sometime in the near future.



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/02/08 at 5:28 pm

CatwomanofV 05:25:35 PM Viewing Who's Online. Guest 05:23:16 PM Posting a new topic in General Discussion. Online   Dark Ant 05:21:35 PM Viewing Who's Online. Guest 05:19:12 PM Logging into the forum. Guest 05:19:02 PM Registering for an account on the forum. Guest 05:14:50 PM Unknown Action Guest 05:14:38 PM Viewing the board General Discussion. Guest 05:13:00 PM Unknown Action




A couple of interesting things here:


Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/06/08 at 2:39 pm

Since I got back, no one has been on here.  :'( :'( :'(




Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 05/06/08 at 8:20 pm

Usually happens to me too.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 05/12/08 at 9:04 pm


Since I got back, no one has been on here.  :'( :'( :'(




Cat


I guess I qualify as 'no one' ?  ???


:-[





:'( :'( :'(

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/13/08 at 11:39 am


I guess I qualify as 'no one' ?  ???


:-[





:'( :'( :'(



You are never here when I am here.  :'( :'( :'( :'(



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/13/08 at 1:24 pm

Guest  01:22:42 PM  Registering for an account on the forum.


Wow-look at that. Fresh meat.  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 05/13/08 at 11:53 pm



You are never here when I am here.  :'( :'( :'( :'(



Cat




I could say the same thing !



















You are never here when I am here.  :'( :'( :'( :'(




















Hey !  ???  I just did !



























:P











:D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 05/22/08 at 5:17 pm

I'm here...

no one else around. :-\

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Mr. Mister on 05/24/08 at 11:56 pm


I'm here...

no one else around. :-\



Never is !  :(

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 05/26/08 at 11:36 am

I'm here. I'm here.



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 05/27/08 at 6:56 pm

It's rare when more than one member is here.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 06/24/08 at 8:31 pm

After a night filled with dreams of chopping down Orbitz buildings with his undoubtably long wang, Maddox the pirate awakens.

The world knows this, because that's when all hell breaks loose.

Satisfied with a heathly breakfast of rocks and shitting gunpowder, he headbutts the door into splinters and proceeds to do his daily work: Kicking asses.

Yes, that's pretty much the premise behind the entire game.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/09/08 at 6:12 pm

AAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! This place is SOOOOOO dead!!!! Come on people we really need to liven up this place.



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 07/21/08 at 12:32 pm


Not counting my post, NP has had 2 posts in the past month. Stick a fork in it, it's done.

It was fun while it lasted.

Ant



:'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 07/30/08 at 4:01 pm

Aw man.... :-\

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: NaughtyLibrarian on 09/17/08 at 5:26 pm

I'm here (for what it's worth).  Just joined a little while ago.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/18/08 at 2:55 pm


I'm here (for what it's worth).  Just joined a little while ago.



YAY!!!! And a stroke from me.



Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: NaughtyLibrarian on 09/18/08 at 7:21 pm



YAY!!!! And a stroke from me.



Cat


Right back atcha Mrs.!

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/19/08 at 2:13 pm

Guest  01:58:24 PM  Viewing Pierre's profile.


:o :o :o :o




Cat

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Philip Eno on 05/03/10 at 3:12 am

1 Guest, 1 User
Users active in past 15 minutes:
Philip Eno


Only me!

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Step-chan on 06/05/10 at 12:23 am

I am atm.

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Suq Madiq on 06/06/10 at 11:27 pm


I am atm.


Kinky. :D

Subject: Re: who's online right now ?

Written By: Philip Eno on 02/19/12 at 8:21 am

BUMP

Not just this topic, but the whole board!

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