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Subject: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 10/14/07 at 3:47 pm

Sex toys and/or adult magazines thrown away at their job before?

I've had one instance of each.

At my previous job, I was working outside with someone when I found a trash bag that had a box in it. I noticed that the box had erotic art of a woman on the outside(the trash bag partially see-through-able), so I looked in the bag... It was one of those inflatable love dolls!

:D

I told my co-worker "You're not going to believe what I just found!"

He made a reply about "Another co-worker leaving his toy behind"(or something like that).

At my current job, a few years ago, I found a Playboy magazine. Although that wasn't that big of a deal when compared to what I found the first time.

:D

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: whistledog on 10/16/07 at 2:33 pm

holy a sex toy at work?  Now that's very bizarre LOL

The closest I've seen to obscene things at work was when I worked as a temp for a construction company, in their trailer they had photographs of naked woman all over the walls ;D

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 10/16/07 at 7:26 pm


holy a sex toy at work?  Now that's very bizarre LOL

The closest I've seen to obscene things at work was when I worked as a temp for a construction company, in their trailer they had photographs of naked woman all over the walls ;D


The Playboy I found wasn't a big deal(which was in a trash can, I think I also found a box that belonged to a porno movie), I actually kept the magazine for alittle while(the trash can didn't have any spilled pop in it, so the Playboy was dry and as far as I could tell, physically clean).

I remember telling my grandfather about finding the blow up doll, he jokingly asked: "Did you keep it?"  :D

Of course, I wouldn't keep a used blow up doll.(All the bleach in the world couldn't cleanse it) :P

Edit: corrected some grammer on my starting post. :D

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/17/07 at 1:50 pm

This might be a common thing if you work at an adult store.  :D ;D ;D




Cat

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Don Carlos on 10/17/07 at 2:17 pm

Not at work, but I did find 2 binders with a large collection of Hustler photos at the town dump, and a few sex novels.  I brought them home of course.

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 10/17/07 at 4:53 pm


This might be a common thing if you work at an adult store.  :D ;D ;D




Cat


I was working at Cub Foods at the time.... :D

Which was(emphasis on "was", they closed down over 6 years ago) a grocery store, of course.

Yeah, it would be common in a adult novelty store, you right about that.  :D

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 10/17/07 at 4:54 pm


Not at work, but I did find 2 binders with a large collection of Hustler photos at the town dump, and a few sex novels.  I brought them home of course.


Yeah, I would take books home... but an actual sex toy... I wouldn't... I don't think anyone would. :D

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Suq Madiq on 10/17/07 at 7:28 pm

Yeah, not at work, but when I was 14 my buddy and I found some nekkid pics from a magazine in a shopping plaza parking lot as we walked across from Mervyn's to the record store.


Ooh, post # 69! :D

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: virgo69 on 10/18/07 at 7:58 am

Not at work but the guy who lived in our house previously left loads of Playboy magazines in the garage.  And a picture of a naked lady in the en-suite bathroom.  Mind you, he had several nude paintings and photographs in the house when we looked around.  It was hard work not checking out his girlfriend to see if she featured in any!

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 10/18/07 at 4:25 pm


Not at work, but as we live on a corner lot we get stuff thrown in the yeard from time to time. About 10 years ago we come outside and see a big cardboard box (like the size a TV comes in) laying in the ditch. We opened it up and found about 80 adult VHS tape covers in it. No idea what happened to the movies.

Ant


I found one empty adult video case at work, I think on the same day I found the Playboy.

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 10/22/07 at 9:00 pm


Not at work, but I did find 2 binders with a large collection of Hustler photos at the town dump, and a few sex novels.  I brought them home of course.

Free porn from the dump!  Rock on!


One time I had to get a door unlocked so I walked up to the loading dock office and the peeped through the window, and there was the hillbilly dock manager readin' Hustler.  Wasn't doing anything else just reading it.  I tapped on the glass, he looked up with a start and hustled the mag into his desk drawer.  Poor guy.  He was just taking a coffee break and trying to read a little Hustler.  No harm done.  I was going to say, "Hey, don't worry about it.  I got a few of 'em at home myself."  But I just made like I didn't see anything.

Another time the Campus Center barber was discovered having hardcore porn shipped to his work address.  My guess is that he didn't want his wife to suspect anything.  Instead, the mailroom gal suspected something and reported him.  The management told him he'd best cut it out.  My first reaction was it's none of her damn business and he's not hurting anything.  They ship that stuff so as not to offend.  Then I wasn't sure I liked the idea of the barber returning from a porn session in the john and cutting folks' hair!
:P

When I worked at the grocery store in high school I used to cut behind the plaza on my shortcut home.  Winos and vagrants used to hang out there sometimes.  Several times I saw porn mags at the little encampment.  Funny thing is, they weren't the cheap-ass porn mags you get at the convenience store, they were the slick hardcore ones you get mail order.  The place was kind of creepy, so I just kept walking, didn't investigate further!
:o

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 10/22/07 at 9:51 pm

Man... ^


The last part was a surprised...

I wonder if they used the money they got from panhandling to buy them?

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 10/29/07 at 8:22 pm


Man... ^


The last part was a surprised...

I wonder if they used the money they got from panhandling to buy them?

I think there were than just winos drinking wine back there, so I just stepped by gingerly and pretended I didn't see the whole thing!

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 10/29/07 at 9:31 pm


I think there were than just winos drinking wine back there, so I just stepped by gingerly and pretended I didn't see the whole thing!


Which is a normal response.

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Fellow Traveller on 11/18/07 at 11:29 am


  It's funny - almost anywhere I've worked, and it never fails, there are always some decade old nudie mags stashed away.  Just last night I flipped through a 1995 Penthouse (the one with Paula Jones)).  A couple of years ago I raided a stash of them from the mid 80s! 

  Good god I'm so glad women stopped with the bride of Frankenstein look...

 

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 11/18/07 at 4:13 pm

^ Yeah.

I still have remember finding that blow up doll, can't ever forget something like that...

:D

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Fellow Traveller on 01/13/08 at 1:46 am


  Dudes..!

  Playboy.  1980.  At work.  Yesterday.  No shit...

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 01/13/08 at 6:30 pm


  Dudes..!

  Playboy.  1980.  At work.  Yesterday.  No shit...


That must have been a surprise. :D

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 01/14/08 at 6:30 pm


  Dudes..!

  Playboy.  1980.  At work.  Yesterday.  No shit...

Awesome!  It sucks when you find 'em and they got shit all over 'em!
:D

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 01/14/08 at 6:34 pm


Awesome!  It sucks when you find 'em and they got shit all over 'em!
:D


I agree there. :P

Subject: Re: Has anyone ever found....

Written By: Step-chan on 02/03/08 at 7:24 pm

The week before last I found empty boxes of sex novelty stuff in a cart at work. One was a type of lingerie and the other was a butt-plug or something like that...(I'm glad that last one was empty)

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