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Subject: Dirty jokes?

Written By: jerkoff on 09/10/07 at 9:15 pm

Any interest in a dirty jokes board?  I know a joke forum was tried elsewhere, but people felt too restricted there.

Subject: Re: Dity jokes?

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 09/10/07 at 11:17 pm

Well, everyone knows a joke ain't funny if ain't got a sexual innuendo in it. Go for it!

Subject: Re: Dity jokes?

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 09/11/07 at 12:02 am

Bar jokes are great.

A rabbi, a priest, and a bishop walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

is still a classic.

Subject: Re: Dity jokes?

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 09/11/07 at 12:40 am

Oh man, I think the sickest stuff I've ever read was from that joke. Seriously.

Subject: Re: Dirty jokes?

Written By: Louie on 09/23/07 at 5:32 pm

Oh yeah? Seen this one?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEEF1t_FJOY

Subject: Re: Dity jokes?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/25/07 at 11:32 pm


I like bar jokes as well.

A man walks into a bar. The second man ducks.  :D

Ant

Bobcat Goldthwait had this as part of his routine: "I don't have any jokes."
Bobcat: "It goes like this...OK, a guy walks into a bar....wait, I screwed it up.  Lemme start over.  OK a guy walks into a bar and he's got a monkey on his shoulder, so the guy orders a drink and the monkey sticks his dick in the drink, and the bartender says....
Like you would need a punchline!
If you saw primate genitalia go into an alcoholic beverage your head would fucking explode. Ahhhhhh! The monkey stuck his dick in the drink!  You'd have to pay the rest of the guys in the bar to follow you for the rest of your life, yeah it really happened, he's telling the truth, the monkey stuck his dick in the drink!

So that's why I don't have any jokes."
:-\

Subject: Re: Dirty jokes?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/25/07 at 11:41 pm

I use the N word here only because the guy who used gets his comeupance in the joke:

So a guy walks into a bar, sits down on a stool and takes a three-inch tall man out of his coat pocket.  The bartender and the other guys say, what the fuck is that? The guy says, this is my friend, he just happens to be three inches tall. 
Can he walk?
Sure, run around this coaster, Bob.
Can he drink?
Sure, Bob loves a single malt!  The bartender gives him a thimble of whiskey.
Can he talk?
Sure! Bob, tell 'em about the time we were in Africa and you called the witch doctor a dumb nigger!

:-X

Subject: Re: Dirty jokes?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 10/06/07 at 11:19 pm

^ Reminds me of one from 6th grade:

Johnny and his Dad were driving down a country lane, when Johnny points and says, "Hey Dad, look at them dogs, they're fucking!"
Dad says, "They're not fucking, son, they're serving."
A little later Johnny says, "Hey Dad, look at them cows, they're fucking!"
Dad sys, "They're not fucking, son, they're serving."
Later Johnny says, "Hey Dad, look at them horses, they're fucking!"
"Son, for the last time, they're not fucking, they're serving."

Later at dinner, Johnny's mother says to his Dad, "James, will you please serve the turkey."
Johnny says, "Dad, if you stick yer goddamn dick in that bird, I'll shit in the gravy!"
:-\

How can you tell if your roommate is gay?
His dick tastes like shit.

Subject: Re: Dirty jokes?

Written By: Step-chan on 10/20/07 at 9:12 pm

This one at so dirty... but still refers to sex....



I object to all this sex on the television...

I mean, I keep falling off...

(I'll try to remember a dirty one here shortly)

Subject: Re: Dirty jokes?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 10/22/07 at 9:12 pm


This one at so dirty... but still refers to sex....



I object to all this sex on the television...

I mean, I keep falling off...

(I'll try to remember a dirty one here shortly)

Stroke +1 for a Monty Python joke...even that one!

Subject: Re: Dirty jokes?

Written By: Step-chan on 10/22/07 at 9:59 pm


Stroke +1 for a Monty Python joke...even that one!


I'm still trying to remember a good dirty joke...

I'll have to think for a minute.

Subject: Re: Dirty jokes?

Written By: Step-chan on 10/22/07 at 11:21 pm

I'm trying to remember how this one my grandfather did went(it's more of a dirty joke in the form of a song)

It's about a sex fiend of a man... Here's the last half of it.

He'd fuck a duck, he'd fuck a goose
He'd fuck anything that was running loose
When he died, he went to hell
He fucked the devil and he fucked him well
99 little devils ran up the wall saying
Get him daddy before he fucks us all!

Subject: Re: Dirty jokes?

Written By: Step-chan on 10/22/07 at 11:24 pm

Here's a George Carlin one:(Kinda cheesy, but funny and catchy)

Rat shit, bat shit, dirty old twat
69 assholes tied in a knot
Hooray, lizard shit, fuck!

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