What understood or explicit rules are there in your bedroom? What are the little things that make lovemaking flow smoothly? What courtesies are there between you and your partner?

For us (understood):

~Watch the hands. No one wants their scalp hair pulled out by their partner being clumsy.
~Watch the teeth. Love bites feel good in the heat of the moment but it's easy to get carried away.
~No hickies on the neck.
~We are not contortionists, so no putting each other into pretzel shapes
~If you want oral, you need to have had a shower recently
~If you need to pass gas, you leave the room
~If the cat is making a scene, he gets thrown out of the room

Explicit:

~No anal sex (her rule)
~Don't get carried away tickling (my rule)

Ant

My gf Ellen would not commence sex if I had the television on.  I couldn't blame her because I'm a news junkie.  As she once put it, "I can't cum with Pat Buchanan on the TV screen!"
:D

My gf Ellen would not commence sex if I had the television on.  I couldn't blame her because I'm a news junkie.  As she once put it, "I can't cum with Pat Buchanan on the TV screen!"
:D


No shit! I couldn't get hard if I was listening to him!

The few times we've watched porn we turn it off before getting down and dirty, but it's not really an etiquette issue.

Ant