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Subject: Love

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/03/07 at 4:32 pm

Yeah, we all enjoy talking about sex but I think sex FANTASTIC when you have it with someone you love. This is a place for you to tell us why you love your partner and for those of you without a partner, tell us what you are looking for in one.


For me, I love Carlos with every fiber of my being because (in no order):

He is intelligent
Great sense of humor
Kind
Romantic
Passionate
Respects me
Treats me as a Goddess
He is a good person
Not violent
And he is great in bed.  ;)



Cat


Subject: Re: Love

Written By: whistledog on 09/03/07 at 4:46 pm

What I am looking for in a partner?

I look for only a few qualities ...

♦ I would like her to be Canadian, but it wouldn't be a big deal if she wasn't
♦ No Michelin Man look-a-likes.  I like a little meat on a woman, but nothing like over say 250 lbs
♦ A nice girl who doesn't judge me by my bankroll

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: BrotherFalco on 09/03/07 at 5:33 pm

Reasons I love my wife, in random order:

-Loving
-Determined
-Tenacious
-Is able to put up with me ;D
-Killer ass
-Understands my limitations & ambitions
-Not the jealous type, until she needs to be
-Not content to use the system, like most of her family does
-Loving mother to our daughter
-Lets me think some of the better ideas were mine  ;)

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 5:51 pm

Thought this was "nasty penguins" not "romantic penguins."

What am I looking for?

I'm not looking right now.

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: Paul on 09/03/07 at 6:04 pm


...and for those of you without a partner, tell us what you are looking for in one.


Also in no particular order...

Female
Breathing
Two legs (as an absolute maximum)

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 6:08 pm


Also in no particular order...

Female
Breathing
Two legs (as an absolute maximum)

You wouldn't happen to be Paul McCartney, would you?
:D

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: whistledog on 09/03/07 at 7:15 pm


Yeah, I agree. Girls with three legs are usually guys.

Ant


Some women have 4 legs ... two for walking, and breasts that sag so low, they could pass for legs of their own.  I like a woman on all fours, but not on all 6's (ba-dum-bum .. chhhhh)

I mean damn, her boobs sag so low, she doesn't have nipples, those are burn marks from them dragging on the cement (ba-dum-bum .. chhhhhh)

Thank you! thank you!  I'm here each night! ;D

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 7:29 pm


Some women have 4 legs ... two for walking, and breasts that sag so low, they could pass for legs of their own.  I like a woman on all fours, but not on all 6's (ba-dum-bum .. chhhhh)

I mean damn, her boobs sag so low, she doesn't have nipples, those are burn marks from them dragging on the cement (ba-dum-bum .. chhhhhh)

Thank you! thank you!  I'm here each night! ;D


Laugh now, son, in 25 years, you'll be grateful for saggers!
;)

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: Bobo on 09/03/07 at 8:55 pm

Mel is the one and only person who has physically saved my life six times, the only person with hands so soft, a heart so warm, and a fighting spirit so damn tenacious as to render my usually deadly stick-to-it-iveness completely obsolete.

Then of course, there are those special times. The times between two people that absolutely define a relationship and are able to transcend all other moments in terms of memorability and significance in two peoples' time together, which will be for an entire lifetime unforgettable. And it's those kind of moments that you can't verbalize which make every single day worth trying to savour to your full capabilities. And I'll spend a lifetime attempting and failing to understand them.

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 09/03/07 at 9:04 pm

What is love? Baby don't hurt me!...

I've never been in love (just lust). But however, my standards aren't too high. I want a woman who's smart, not afraid to leave the house without make-up, not insecure about her weight/appearance/height/boob size, and must have an attitude similar to this:
http:/img153.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=69963_perfect_woman_122_663lo.jpg
:D

EDIT: Fixed link

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: Tam on 09/03/07 at 9:47 pm

In no particular order:

he loves me for who I am
he loves jokes
he is very compassionate
he can empathize with anyone about anything
he understands my drive for knowledge
he can tell when I need a hug
he loves my "no butt"
I love his eyes - they can see through me
I love his patriotism

like others, there are more but this is a good start

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: Matthias on 09/04/07 at 11:14 am


Also in no particular order...

Female
Breathing
Two legs (as an absolute maximum)


That pretty much fullfills the requirements for me too

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: Matthias on 09/04/07 at 11:15 am

But seriously what I'm looking for is basically three things

1. Good Sense of Humor
2. Relatively Attractive
3. Sense of Adventure

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/04/07 at 1:47 pm

First, let me say that I agree with Cat's first statement.  In fact, I'll go a bit further.  On several occasions (including with Cat) I was looking for casual sex and found it.  In most cases it didn't last long because while the sex was ok, there was a lack of connection and of intimacy.  In other cases, there was a growing connection and intimacy that made the sex better.  In fact, I have always found it hard to keep from getting emotionally involved with women I took to bed.  In some cases (as with Cat) that worked out fine.  In others, it became clear that the woman wasn't for me and I broke it off.  So, even when the sex came first, some connection always emerged.  I guess I'm not as callous as some people.  As an aside, I have found that women are often more callous than I am in this regard.

Second, I can't begin to explain why I love Cat.  In fact, the though of trying in overwhelmingly daunting, but here's a few.

Intelligence (can't stand dittzy women)
loyalty
supports me
is accommodating
loves my kids
compassion
passion
great in bed (or anywhere else lol)

Subject: Re: Love

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/06/07 at 12:52 am

PART I

Don't ever lie to me.
Don't ever steal from me.
Don't screw around on me.

I will not lie to you.
I will not steal from you.
I will not screw around on you.

Without trust there is no love. 

COMING SOON: PART II

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