Masturbation is sometimes a taboo topic. It really shouldn't be, hence this poll and discussion.

For those unaware, "Jill off" is one term for when a woman masturbates.

Me, I masturbate when sex would be highly inconvenient for the missus, like when it's 3am and she's sound asleep. 'course, I seem to get horny at the worst times, and frequently: ignoring it does not make it go away.

So, do you masturbate, and if so, when, why and how often?

Yes, I masturbate.
I said once in a while and other.

I try to only do it once in a while, so that I don't become dependant on what I do in order to satisfy myself. I wan to make sure that I still need hubby when he gets home.

I said other as well, well because sometimes once in a while just doesn't cut it! There are times when I can go without for at least a month :o but then there are times where it seems like I have to have it everyday, like 3 or 4 times a day! Those days are pretty frustrating cause no matter what I do, I get no relief.

I used to thin that masturbation was a bad thing. For years I was told that people didn't do it, that it was wrong and that a dignified woman would do no such thing! Hell, I loved my grandmother but she was telling me lies!!! It is my honest belief that one has to masturbate in order to know what they like - without it you are pretty much reaching aorund in the dark. If it weren't for masturbation, hubby and I wouldn't be able to please each other the way we do by communicating what we like and don't like.....

make sense?

Usually if I am watching TV and there's a hot chick, or if I see some hot picture of some woman.  One night, I was googling pictures of Katharine McPhee and the one I found (now my wallpaper) was so hot, I had to slap my sausage, otherwise I was going to blow a whole in my pants ;D

Nothing wrong with once in a while. More than once a day? Now that's a bit much IMO.  :D

During my first marriage I did it more frequently, but now, not much because we have sex so frequently.  So mostly only during "that special time".  I much prefer the real thing.

Since I have no other way to release my sexual tension. It ranges from 5 to 6 times a day to days without... I wish I had another way to do this, but right now it's just me and my hand tonight. I don't have nearly enough for a prostitute.

Pro's are overrated. They may be legal in this backwards country we call New Zealand, but I still wouldn't get one.


























...unless I was REALLY desperate.  ;D

I said "Once in a while".  Every now and then after my hubby goes to sleep and I don't want to wake him I take care of myslef.

When I was pregnant I could have done it 10 times a day.  ;D

Weekly, on my part.

When I get home from work, it's after 2 am, and the wife is sacking Z's.

Not da best time for a tumble, and there's usually at least 3 good looking women on any given basis.
So, when I get home, and the wife is out, I bounce the bishop and think wife thoughts.

Yes, I masturbate.
I said once in a while and other.

I try to only do it once in a while, so that I don't become dependant on what I do in order to satisfy myself. I wan to make sure that I still need hubby when he gets home.

I said other as well, well because sometimes once in a while just doesn't cut it! There are times when I can go without for at least a month :o but then there are times where it seems like I have to have it everyday, like 3 or 4 times a day! Those days are pretty frustrating cause no matter what I do, I get no relief.

I used to thin that masturbation was a bad thing. For years I was told that people didn't do it, that it was wrong and that a dignified woman would do no such thing! Hell, I loved my grandmother but she was telling me lies!!! It is my honest belief that one has to masturbate in order to know what they like - without it you are pretty much reaching aorund in the dark. If it weren't for masturbation, hubby and I wouldn't be able to please each other the way we do by communicating what we like and don't like.....

make sense?


I completely agree with you.
I've only found masturbation after sex,before that i just didn't even thought about it(maybe cause i started having sex kind of young),but it was only after i did i really got in tune with what i want sexually.

Oh and if i'm not having sex,i do it daily,'cause i love myself so much :D

On a daily basis or thereabouts, if only to let off a bit of steam!

Other - a few times a week.  When I lived alone it was pretty much daily. 

I say "Only on special occasions," but with a qualifier,
for any occasion becomes a special occasion eo ipso!
;)

I say "Only on special occasions," but with a qualifier,
for any occasion becomes a special occasion eo ipso!
;)


"Special occasions" makes me think of Christmas and Easter and other holydays spent with the family,when finding time and place for self lovin' is amost impossible :D

Masturbating on Christmas Day... gives new meaning to "White Christmas"!

Ant

Why? The opposite of a Blue Christmas, of course.  About Santa Clause coming down the chimney? Yeah, that's what that means!

Only when the occasion arises.

I'll have to say once in a while. There are times I just forget...

I'll have to say once in a while. There are times I just forget...

You forget to masturbate?

Hate when that happens.  I was up looking at porn until 4:00 a.m., then I was at work around noon sipping my third cup of coffee and there was this nagging feeling like I forgot something....

What can I say? I'm a mom and there are times I'm so tired I just go to bed. My minds been on a lot of things lately...

What can I say? I'm a mom and there are times I'm so tired I just go to bed. My minds been on a lot of things lately...


My biology doesn't let me forget.  Resist, yes.  Forget, no!

What's the weirdest place anyone's ever masterbated?

What's the weirdest place anyone's ever masterbated?

We talking anatomy or geography here?
:P

BTW, the trick to remembering how to spell the word "masturbate" is it always has "U" in it!
;)

I put once in a while.  Most of the time I don't feel the need to but occasionally I will.  The last time was after a less than satisfactory evening with hub.  The morning shower was great!



What's the weirdest place anyone's ever masterbated?


place?  Probally the toilet cubicle at work

:o

I thought about it, and I'm too embarrased to admit mine.  :-Ant


Go on you know you want to tell us all really

If you can corectlly guess in 5 guesses or less, I'll reveal it, other it will go to the grave with me.

Ant


Your mom's closet

Nope. Reminds me of the old joke:

"Ever get caught masturbating in the closet?"
~~ "No."
"Good place to hide, isn't it?"

Ant


Good one!


Is this place somewhere slightly public?  For instance I worked with a guy who claimed to have wanked whilst driving his car.  He spotted some blonde babe in a mini skirt

Unfuckingbelievable! You must be telepathic or clairavoyant. Out of all the places you could have guessed....

You co-worker was more than likely not lying. I'm only embarassed about it because it was a really reckless thing to do, not to mention kinda weird, even by my standards. I can see the questions now:

"So, you jerked off while driving, eh?"
"Yeah"
"What turned you on? Roadkill? Seeing the entrance sign for Route 69? Mile marker 69 looked really hot? The smell of the diesel fumes from the tractor trailer ahead of you? A littered Playboy on the side of the road?"
"Uh, no..."

Ant


yay for me!

And what was it?  (Assuming it wasn't Route 69 signs)

We're gonna have to do another 5 questions or less for the answer to that one - because the reason is more embarassing than the act.

*prays you don't get this one right*

Ant


I'll give it some thought.

I expect I'll have some weird dreams now!

We're gonna have to do another 5 questions or less for the answer to that one - because the reason is more embarassing than the act.

*prays you don't get this one right*

Ant


O.K. the only possible reason I could come up with is that some music came on the radio (didn't you mention something called Sex Type Thing as being a good track?) that got you thinking about screwing your girl (either what had just happened or perhaps you were driving to her place) and you got all horny.

Is this place somewhere slightly public?  For instance I worked with a guy who claimed to have wanked whilst driving his car. 
I did that once.  It's what you call a car-jacking!
;)

I did that once.  It's what you call a car-jacking!
;)


Did you crash? I once gave head to my bf while he was driving,he bumped the car in front of him when he came ;D

I selected other.... Mainly because how often I do it varies quite abit.

It depends on moods, stress levels and whether or not I'm been saving adult material.

I'm more likely to masturbate when I get stressed(mainly because my mind wanders alot), not a good reason to do it(at least to me, it's like I'm doing it just to cope with overall stress). I'd prefer to do it when I'm in the mood for it, not when I'm upset.

Adult material comes into play as well, I saved a decent amount this week. Needless to say... Both stress and that have affected me this week.

Ironically, I didn't really have the problem when I first had the net at home as well as still having the place to myself... I wasn't stressed when I saved the images early on, so any occasional arrousal I had was easy to shake off without doing something about it.

Up until about 5 or so years ago ... I used to be a '3 times a day' person ... pretty religiously. However .... now that I've hit my 50's (53! Even I can't fucking believe it sometimes ! :-\ :-[ :( ) .... well, I've declined (in so many ways !).

The bitch from hell I was going out with in 2001 / early 2002 ... was FURIOUS  with me that I was wanking / freely admitted to her that I did ... when I wasn't in her company. I even let her see my porn collection / watched one one time with her. I wanked off in her company one time. To me ... that was meant to be a kind of reaching out .... potentially humiliating myself ... but saying ... 'Hey' I do this ... and I'm prepared to take the risk you may not approve. 'I think this is normal' ... and if you don't do it ... well, maybe you should !

She watch me come to orgasm ... it was just so-so that time... and she didn't really show much of a reaction verbally, or in any other way.

At times, she humiliated me BIG TIME .... placing big letters on  a big poster in the hallway, saying 'Alan ************* (my surname ...asterisks not accurate) ... wanks to pornos 'cause he can't get laid. User + selfish bustard' (sic). Some of the other tenants saw it ... and my landlord was close to throwing me out after that !

She was a big time nutter. When I told her that EVERY guy in the world wanks .... and if he said otherwise, he was a liar ... she came back with ... well, the guys I've spoken to reckon they don't ... or not nearly as much when they're in a relationship.

I had the idea one or two of those guys  she was getting feedback might've been trying to put me down / lying about their wanking ... in order to get into her good books / steal her away .......

Anyhow .... my libido has gone down big time over the last few years. I can now go several days with no interest / urge to wank. When I do ... it's often an embarrassing trickle that emerges that's about half a teaspoon ? That has certainly dropped off. I imagine it happens to all men once they hit their 50's ............  :( :'(

^Any guy that says they never masturbated... or didn't do it that much... is fucking liar in my book.

Yes, how often men do it does vary... As I stated my private sessions vary in frequency... Which depends on my level of stress and moods... With my current situation(my mom being here)... I can't enjoy any self pleasure that I do, before her eviction and move in.. It was a different story.. I could do it anytime and anywhere inside the apartment that I wanted and enjoyed it.(I could also use any of my fetishes for it if I wanted)

Now I can't do it anywhere except my bedroom... >:(

I can't wait to get my privacy back.

As for the hell girl you went out with... She must have felt the need to put someone down... It's apparent that she has low self esteem.(or is some preppy snoot)

Anyone who says that someone who masturbates is a loser who can't get laid is an 24-7-365 day a year asshole...

Any guy who says they do it far less in a relationship is not telling the truth unless they are having sex with their partner often enough that they don't feel the need to do it often.(That's the only way I can see that being possible)

That being said... It would be hilarious if I showed that girl you went out with my porn/hentai/ecchi image collection. I'll bet anything she'll shit solid gold bricks!

:D

(I just thought of that now... the reason for this post being up so long for the last)

:D ;D :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D