Any special ones you like to use?

Too many to list for me, though everyday phrases like "mowing the lawn" and "love on the kitty" has been turned into something more than petting our cat.

Zug Zug-from the movie Caveman.  :D ;D ;D



Cat

I love sexual innuendos like none other, since saying the most innocent thing and putting it way out of context can be utterly hilarious.

Most of y'all know that we have a dog - a Blue Heeler

I always say that I have to go take care of the Healer! ;D ;D ;D

I always say that we are gonna go play a game of Yahtzee.


I will definitely have to remember this for sure!!!

'Creating the beast with two backs' has always been a favourite...along with 'burying the bishop'...

I heard a guy on a city bus once talking about having sex with his wife the previous night.  He referred to it as "warming up the ol' battle axe"

;D

The entrance to Heaven

The snake tamer

The Healer


hubby:

The Piston

The Totem Pole

Hercules! Hercules! ;D

aargh! I can't think of them all right now ;D

Thanks, ladies. I only need the female parts for this one. I've heard a song called "Throbbing Python of Love" that uses all the male slang names - it's very funny.

Ant


Vaginas, vaginas, let me see.... honey pot, love canal, Slip 'n' Slide, salami cooker, the Golden Palace of the Himalayas (from Brighton Beach Memoirs)

Thanks, ladies. I only need the female parts for this one. I've heard a song called "Throbbing Python of Love" that uses all the male slang names - it's very funny.

Ant


Robin Williams had al LP called this, also.

Women- Passport to Heaven
The Y (and eating at...)
Lips (and the service thereof)

Men- Mr. Weasel
My Incredible Male Cruelty
"El Kabong"
The Magic Missile (for you RPGers out there)

More to come later.....

Sex has been coded as "reading time".

Magazines- Oral sex (mainly for me)
Short Stories- Mutual oral sex/masturbation
Epics- Long sex sessions

Beat the Bishop
Milk the Monster
Making a Salt Milkshake
Shooting Putty at the Moon
:-\

The Todd from the Fox sitcom "Scrubs" is full of them

We'll say you want to "switch".  He gets a blow-job and I get a really good back massage.  ;D

We'll say you want to "switch".  He gets a blow-job and I get a really good back massage.  ;D

There's 69, but did you ever hear of 68?  You do me and I'll owe you one!
(Stole that from George Carlin)

I had a college roommate who used to call the act of coitus to "pound a merry tune." 

I had a barber a long time ago who used to call it "doogering." 

Never heard either anywhere else.

Fat kid in my class (picture Cartman) purloined a condom from somewhere, probably his old man's sock drawer, and he pulled the thing out at recess and said to me: "See that?  Now that's an African balloon."

Never heard that one again either.

Robin Williams had al LP called this, also.

Women- Passport to Heaven
The Y (and eating at...)
Lips (and the service thereof)

Men- Mr. Weasel
My Incredible Male Cruelty
"El Kabong"
The Magic Missile (for you RPGers out there)

More to come later.....


Funny, Magic Missile is one of my character's fantasy battle thread spells.

I usually call mine "detonator"(for some reason, not as a bomb reference though)

There's some interesting terms here.


My favourite is "hee-haw with the wrinkled mee-maw"  ;D ;D ;D ;D