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Subject: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 08/28/07 at 6:14 am

You all know the game, this time you can use the topics you always wanted to, but couldn't.  :D

Easy topic to start with:

Sex Toys
1) Dildo

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 6:50 am

2) Handcuffs

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Jessica on 08/28/07 at 10:44 am

Sex Toys
1) Dildo
2.)Handcuffs
3.)Anal Beads
4.)Whip

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 11:37 am

Sex Toys

1. Dildo
2. Handcuffs
3. Anal Beads
4. Whip
5. Cock Ring
6. Ball-Gag

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 08/28/07 at 11:44 am

1. Dildo
2. Handcuffs
3. Anal Beads
4. Whip
5. Cock Ring
6. Ball-Gag
7. Eye mask

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 08/28/07 at 11:53 am

1. Dildo
2. Handcuffs
3. Anal Beads
4. Whip
5. Cock Ring
6. Ball-Gag
7. Eye mask
8. Body paints
9. Feather

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 12:05 pm

1. Dildo
2. Handcuffs
3. Anal Beads
4. Whip
5. Cock Ring
6. Ball-Gag
7. Eye Mask
8. Body Paints
9. Feather
10. Butt Plug
11. Vibrator

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/28/07 at 12:18 pm


1. Dildo
2. Handcuffs
3. Anal Beads
4. Whip
5. Cock Ring
6. Ball-Gag
7. Eye Mask
8. Body Paints
9. Feather
10. Butt Plug
11. Vibrator

12. Ropes

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 12:22 pm

1. Dildo
2. Handcuffs
3. Anal Beads
4. Whip
5. Cock Ring
6. Ball-Gag
7. Eye Mask
8. Body Paints
9. Feather
10. Butt Plug
11. Vibrator
12. Ropes
13. Pizza (Hey, I've seen it used before)  :D

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 08/28/07 at 1:57 pm

Sex positions:

1) Cowgirl

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 2:02 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 2:04 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Jessica on 08/28/07 at 3:55 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 3:57 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. 69-er nothin' finer!

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/28/07 at 3:58 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. 69-er nothin' finer!
6. Doggie Style



Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 4:06 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. 69-er nothin' finer!
6. Doggie Style
7. Missionary

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/28/07 at 4:25 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. 69-er nothin' finer!
6. Doggie Style
7. Missionary
8. Standing up.



Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 4:28 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. 69-er nothin' finer!
6. Doggie Style
7. Missionary
8. Standing up
9. Hitch http://www.101-sex-positions.com/hitch.php

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 9:06 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. 69-er nothin' finer!
6. Doggie Style
7. Missionary
8. Standing Up
9. Hitch
10. Against the wall (Traditional soft-porn position)

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 08/30/07 at 12:32 am

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. 69-er nothin' finer!
6. Doggie Style
7. Missionary
8. Standing Up
9. Hitch
10. Against the wall
11. Butterfly

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: DocWoody on 08/30/07 at 11:03 am

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. 69-er nothin' finer!
6. Doggie Style
7. Missionary
8. Standing Up
9. Hitch
10. Against the wall
11. Butterfly
12.  Sitting in lap

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 08/30/07 at 12:56 pm

1. Cowgirl
2. Spoons
3. Sixty-Nine
4. Reverse Cowgirl
5. 69-er nothin' finer!
6. Doggie Style
7. Missionary
8. Standing Up
9. Hitch
10. Against the wall
11. Butterfly
12.  Sitting in lap
13. Side saddle cowgirl

Done!

Next topic: Fetishes

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 08/30/07 at 12:57 pm

1. Spanking

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 08/30/07 at 1:05 pm

1. Spanking
2. Toe sucking

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 08/30/07 at 1:40 pm

1. Spanking
2. Toe Sucking
3. Bubble Gum (I've seen it used before)

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 08/30/07 at 10:24 pm

1. Spanking
2. Toe Sucking
3. Bubble Gum (I've seen it used before)
4. Leather
5. Fur

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 08/30/07 at 10:35 pm

1. Spanking
2. Toe Sucking
3. Bubble Gum (I've seen it used before)
4. Leather
5. Fur
6. Tickling
7. hot wax

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 08/31/07 at 5:08 am

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1. Spanking
2. Toe Sucking
3. Bubble Gum (I've seen it used before)
4. Leather
5. Fur
6. Tickling
7. hot wax
8. Bondage

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 08/31/07 at 1:57 pm

1. Spanking
2. Toe Sucking
3. Bubble Gum (I've seen it used before)
4. Leather
5. Fur
6. Tickling
7. hot wax
8. Bondage
9. Food
10. Ice cubes

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 08/31/07 at 2:08 pm

1. Spanking
2. Toe Sucking
3. Bubble Gum
4. Leather
5. Fur
6. Tickling
7. Hot Wax
8. Bondage
9. Food
10. Ice Cubes
11. Electricity

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 09/01/07 at 3:10 am

1. Spanking
2. Toe Sucking
3. Bubble Gum
4. Leather
5. Fur
6. Tickling
7. Hot Wax
8. Bondage
9. Food
10. Ice Cubes
11. Electricity
12. Odaxelagnia (google it)

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: BrotherFalco on 09/01/07 at 5:00 am

1. Spanking
2. Toe Sucking
3. Bubble Gum
4. Leather
5. Fur
6. Tickling
7. Hot Wax
8. Bondage
9. Food
10. Ice Cubes
11. Electricity
12. Odaxelagnia (google it)
13. Blindfolds

New Topic: Interesting Sex Places
1. Elevator

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/01/07 at 12:28 pm

2 The deck of my boat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 09/01/07 at 12:33 pm

1. Elevator
2. The deck of my boat
3. Hospital restroom

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/01/07 at 1:31 pm

1. Elevator
2. The deck of my boat
3. Hospital restroom
4. Airport restroom (ALA Larry Criag)



Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: DocWoody on 09/01/07 at 2:06 pm

1. Elevator
2. The deck of my boat
3. Hospital restroom
4. Airport restroom (ALA Larry Criag)
5. Rubbing her clit to orgasm in a video arcade in front of the surveillance camera

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/01/07 at 6:39 pm

1. Elevator
2. Boat Deck
3. Hospital Restroom
4. Airport Restroom
5. Video Arcade
6. Tree House

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: BrotherFalco on 09/01/07 at 8:44 pm

1. Elevator
2. Boat Deck
3. Hospital Restroom
4. Airport Restroom
5. Video Arcade
6. Tree House
7. Cinema Projection Booth

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 09/02/07 at 2:19 am

1. Elevator
2. Boat Deck
3. Hospital Restroom
4. Airport Restroom
5. Video Arcade
6. Tree House
7. Cinema Projection Booth
8. Cemetery
9. Walk-in cooler

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 09/02/07 at 9:09 pm

1. Elevator
2. Boat Deck
3. Hospital Restroom
4. Airport Restroom
5. Video Arcade
6. Tree House
7. Cinema Projection Booth
8. Cemetery
9. Walk-in cooler
10. On a picnic table
11. On your boss's desk

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: BrotherFalco on 09/03/07 at 3:38 am

1. Elevator
2. Boat Deck
3. Hospital Restroom
4. Airport Restroom
5. Video Arcade
6. Tree House
7. Cinema Projection Booth
8. Cemetery
9. Walk-in cooler
10. On a picnic table
11. On your boss's desk
12. VIP Box in an Opera House

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/03/07 at 11:03 am

1. Elevator
2. Boat Deck
3. Hospital Restroom
4. Airport Restroom
5. Video Arcade
6. Tree House
7. Cinema Projection Booth
8. Cemetery
9. Walk-In Cooler
10. On Picinic Table
11. On Boss's Desk
12. VIP Box in an Opera House
13. A Miniture Golf Course


New Topic: (Dammit! I can't think of anything) Fuck........ Swear Words

1. Fuck

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/03/07 at 5:04 pm

Swear Words

1. Fuck
2. Shit



Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 09/03/07 at 7:05 pm

Swear Words

1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Asshole

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 09/03/07 at 8:34 pm

Swear Words

1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Asshole
4. Bugger

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 9:28 pm

Swear Words

1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Asshole
4. Bugger
5. Cocksmoker

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 9:47 pm

Swear Words

1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Asshole
4. Bugger
5. Cocksmoker
6. Dickhead
7. Eat Shit and Die*

*is verbage allowed?

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 09/03/07 at 9:54 pm

Swear Words

1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Asshole
4. Bugger
5. Cocksmoker
6. Dickhead
7. Eat Shit and Die*
8. Bitch
9. Cunt

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 9:57 pm


Swear Words

1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Asshole
4. Bugger
5. Cocksmoker
6. Dickhead
7. Eat Shit and Die*
8. Bitch
9. Cunt

Hey, I thought it was alphabetical order.  Oh well. 

Swear Words

1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Asshole
4. Bugger
5. Cocksmoker
6. Dickhead
7. Eat Shit and Die*
8. Bitch
9. Cunt
10. Motherfucker

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 09/03/07 at 9:58 pm

Swear Words

1. Fuck
2. Shit
3. Asshole
4. Bugger
5. Cocksmoker
6. Dickhead
7. Eat Shit and Die*
8. Bitch
9. Cunt
10. Motherfucker
11. Prick
12. Slag

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 10:04 pm

Nicknames in bed

1. Master
2. Dominatrix

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 09/03/07 at 10:20 pm

Nicknames in bed

1. Master
2. Dominatrix
3. Hercules! Hercules!

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 10:25 pm

Nicknames in bed

1. Master
2. Dominatrix
3. Hercules! Hercules!
4. Your little whore (on her request only!)

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 09/03/07 at 10:34 pm

Nicknames in bed

1. Master
2. Dominatrix
3. Hercules! Hercules!
4. Your little whore (on her request only!)
5. Sex Kitten
6. BooBoo

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 09/03/07 at 10:43 pm

Nicknames in bed

1. Master
2. Dominatrix
3. Hercules! Hercules!
4. Your little whore (on her request only!)
5. Sex Kitten
6. BooBoo
7. Baby
8. Pornstar

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 09/03/07 at 10:54 pm

Nicknames in bed

1. Master
2. Dominatrix
3. Hercules! Hercules!
4. Your little whore (on her request only!)
5. Sex Kitten
6. BooBoo
7. Baby
8. Pornstar
9. Cocksucker
10. Slave/Servant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 09/03/07 at 11:17 pm

Nicknames in bed

1. Master
2. Dominatrix
3. Hercules! Hercules!
4. Your little whore (on her request only!)
5. Sex Kitten
6. BooBoo
7. Baby
8. Pornstar
9. Cocksucker
10. Slave/Servant
11. Hottie
12. Sugar

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Tam on 09/03/07 at 11:22 pm

Types of sexy undergarments:

1. G-string
2. Babydolls

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/04/07 at 12:06 am

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 09/04/07 at 5:14 pm

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong
4. Teddy
5. Crotchless panties

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Sugar Kane on 09/04/07 at 5:17 pm

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong
4. Teddy
5. Crotchless panties
6. Lacy bra

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/04/07 at 5:22 pm

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong
4. Teddy
5. Crotchless panties
6. Lacy bra
7. Garter belt



Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/04/07 at 8:49 pm

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong
4. Teddy
5. Crotchless panties
6. Lacy bra
7. Garter belt
8. Pasties

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/04/07 at 9:29 pm

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong
4. Teddy
5. Crochless Panties
6. Lacy Bra
7. Garter Belt
8. Pasties
9. Banana Hammock

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/05/07 at 12:22 pm

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong
4. Teddy
5. Crochless Panties
6. Lacy Bra
7. Garter Belt
8. Pasties
9. Banana Hammock
10. Fishnet stockings



Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/05/07 at 3:32 pm

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong
4. Teddy
5. Crochless Panties
6. Lacy Bra
7. Garter Belt
8. Pasties
9. Banana Hammock
10. Fishnet Stockings
11. Edible Panties

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/05/07 at 10:19 pm

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong
4. Teddy
5. Crochless Panties
6. Lacy Bra
7. Garter Belt
8. Pasties
9. Banana Hammock
10. Fishnet Stockings
11. Edible Panties
12. Boy cut shorts

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/06/07 at 11:42 am

1. G-String
2. Babydolls
3. Thong
4. Teddy
5. Crochless Panties
6. Lacy Bra
7. Garter Belt
8. Pasties
9. Banana Hammock
10. Fishnet Stockings
11. Edible Panties
12. Boy cut shorts
13. Wonderbra


Next topic:

Body parts called by food name:


1. Buns



Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/06/07 at 12:28 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/06/07 at 1:02 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons



Cat



Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/06/07 at 5:39 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/06/07 at 5:48 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans
5. Peaches and cream



Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/06/07 at 6:10 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans
5. Peaches & Cream
6. Sausage

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: DocWoody on 09/06/07 at 6:53 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans
5. Peaches & Cream
6. Sausage
7. Cherry (is it a part - hymen - or simply a state of being?)

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 09/06/07 at 7:17 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans
5. Peaches & Cream
6. Sausage
7. Cherry (hymen - "popping her cherry...")
8. Taco

Ant

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/06/07 at 9:41 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans
5. Peaches & Cream
6. Sausage
7. Cherry
8. Taco
9. Tossed Salad

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/07/07 at 11:57 am

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans
5. Peaches & Cream
6. Sausage
7. Cherry
8. Taco
9. Tossed Salad
10. Cheesecake



Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/07/07 at 9:31 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans
5. Peaches & Cream
6. Sausage
7. Cherry
8. Taco
9. Tossed Salad
10. Cheesecake
11. Boxed lunch

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Matthias on 09/08/07 at 2:19 am

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans
5. Peaches & Cream
6. Sausage
7. Cherry
8. Taco
9. Tossed Salad
10. Cheesecake
11. Boxed Lunch
12. Nuts

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/08/07 at 2:43 pm

1. Buns
2. Weiner
3. Melons
4. Pork & Beans
5. Peaches & Cream
6. Sausage
7. Cherry
8. Taco
9. Tossed Salad
10. Cheesecake
11. Boxed Lunch
12. Nuts
13. Beef Curtains

Euphemisms for oral sex (M/F)
1.  Canyon Yodeling

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/08/07 at 4:17 pm

Euphemisms for oral sex (M/F)
1.  Canyon Yodeling
2. Going down on




Cat

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Sugar Kane on 09/08/07 at 4:24 pm

Euphemisms for oral sex (M/F)
1.  Canyon Yodeling
2. Going down on
3. Pole-smoking


Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/08/07 at 5:04 pm

Euphemisms for oral sex (M/F)
1.  Canyon Yodeling
2. Going down on
3. Pole-smoking
4. Eating out



Cat


Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/08/07 at 7:25 pm

Euphemisms for oral sex (M/F)
1.  Canyon Yodeling
2. Going down on
3. Pole-smoking
4. Eating out
5. Lunch at the Y

Subject: Re: Baker's Dirty Dozen

Written By: Red Ant on 09/08/07 at 9:07 pm

Euphemisms for oral sex (M/F)
1.  Canyon Yodeling
2. Going down on
3. Pole-smoking
4. Eating out
5. Lunch at the Y
6. Planting tulips

Ant

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