This is an entertaining game that I shall update daily.

Here are the Rules:

You are given three people
Out of these people you are to use your personal judgement in whom you would marry, whom you would fuck, and whom you would ditch.
Match these three people, and explain why you chose them over the others...

Todays 3 people are from action films (Guys)

1. Sean Connery
2. Chuck Norris
3. Vin Diesel

I'm not sure how or if I want to keep score, but you get a "sick fuck" point for this thread.  ;D

Ant

Since I have no answers yet... I would...

Fuck: Sean Connery (He's honestly one of the only men who got more attractive as he aged)
Marry: Chuck Norris (He is known for his brute strength and can easilly protect you)
Ditch: Vin Diesel (This is kind of bad because I've only seen him in The Pacifier and I don't know how good or bad of an actor his actually is, so I'm going to go with ditch for now)

Since I have no answers yet... I would...

Fuck: Sean Connery (He's honestly one of the only men who got more attractive as he aged)
Marry: Chuck Norris (He is known for his brute strength and can easilly protect you)
Kill: Vin Diesel (This is kind of bad because I've only seen him in The Pacifier and I don't know how good or bad of an actor his actually is, so I'm going to go with kill for now)


You need to list three new people for the next poster.

Although I know you jest, I would prefer "eliminate" or "ditch" over "kill".

Ant

You need to list three new people for the next poster.

Although I know you jest, I would prefer "eliminate" or "ditch" over "ditch".

Ant


No, It's a daily thing.
Three new people will come up tomorrow

1. Sean Connery - marry because then I could have that fuck for the rest of my life!
2. Chuck Norris - ditch - he has prettier hands than me!
3. Vin Diesel - definitely fuck - so long as the penis was of good girth! If it is too small then forget it!

Fuck, I guess I'll do this thread as well:

Fuck: I'd fuck Vin Diesel, only to peg his ass for all the shitty movies he's made
Ditch: Chuck Norris, but not before hooking up with Cristie Brinkley and banging her.
Marry: Sean Connery. He's like 75 and rich: when he dies I'd be loaded!

*get out of my body now the ghost of Anna Nicole!*

Damn, being possessed sucks.

Ant

NEW!!!

Three new people for the day
This genre (Action Film Females)

1. Angelina Jolie: Tomb Raider (Laura Croft)
2. Carrie-Anne Moss: The Matrix (Trinity)
3. Lucy Lawless: Xena Warrior Princess (Xena)

I would fuck: Carrie-Anne Moss (She's really, really hot and seeing how flexible the people in The Matrix are she would be amazing in bed)

I would marry: Anglenia Jolie (Being able to go on amazing adventures with one of the sexiest people in the world. Where can I go wrong?)

I would ditch: Lucy Lawless (Yeah she's hot, but I never really got into the show Xena)

1. Angelina Jolie: Fuck
2. Carrie-Anne Moss: Ditch - she is too thin
3. Lucy Lawless: probably marry

Fuck: Angelina Jolie
Ditch: Carrie Ann Moss, after a I fucked her
Marry: Lucy Braless - Xena is an BD/SM fantasy of mine.

Ant

Since I haven't updated it in awhile

3 new people catagory (Superheroes: Male)

1. Spider-Man
2. Inspector Gadget
3. Wolverine

For me it would be
Fuck: Inspector Gadget (You know some electronics will go haywire making it a fun lay)
Marry: Wolverine (Once again for protection. He's a lot tougher than the other two)
Ditch: Spider-Man (Nothing against the nerd, but the only time he was sexy was when he was about to turn into Venom)

Keeping it even, eh, Matthias?  ;)

Hypothetically...

Fuck: Spider Man. He's 90% CGI anyway, so it would sort of be like tossing off to anime or something.....

Ditch: Inspect Her Gadget. Fucking twit: his daughter Penny and the dog Brain solved all his cases anyway. Plus, he's a complete dork, and a cartoon to boot.

Marry: Wolverine. It would be a ruse to pick up really hot chicks. No way he would be gay, and no way I'd do him: the first time he gets pissed, I'd by sushi via Admantium claws.

Ant

Today's Top 3

Superheroes Female

1. Invisible Woman
2. Wonder Woman
3. Rouge

Today's Top 3

Superheroes Female

1. Invisible Woman
2. Wonder Woman
3. Rouge


I assume you meant Rogue from X-men.

Fuck: Rogue
Ditch: Invisible woman (how would you talk to her without looking like a mental patient?)
Marry: Wonder Woman. A 1970s Lynda Carter in that outfit! groowwllll!

Ant

Fuck: Invisible Woman (You can do it anywhere and nobody will ever notice, as long as she's quiet)Ditch: Wonder Woman
Marry: Rouge (Again protection, and I would get to fuck her as much as I would like for the rest of my life)

i dont want to piss any one off but let do like presdents
bush
cliton
nixon

i would fuck nixon, ditch bush (any way i hate girls with them any way)
and marry cliton. so what he got a bj in office......

i dont want to piss any one off but let do like presdents
bush
cliton
nixon


This is really bad. bad bad bad. If I absolutely had to pick:

Ditch: Nixon. He's dead. End of discussion.
Fuck: Bush. I'd core him like a pineapple. He'd never walk or shit straight again.  :o
Marry: Clinton. Then I'd become celibate.  ;D

Ant

But I always thought the order was
Fuck, Marry, then Ditch!
:D

I'll start a new one: it's been a few days since Matthias updated.

Fuck, ditch or marry: Jenna Jameson, Nancy Grace, David Hasselhoff

(this should be interesting!)

Ant

damn very good one this is hard


fucks nancy grace
ditch david hasslhoff
marry jenna jameson

I'll start a new one: it's been a few days since Matthias updated.

Fuck, ditch or marry: Jenna Jameson, Nancy Grace, David Hasselhoff

(this should be interesting!)

Ant

I'd sure like to see that as a three-way!

OK, I don't do guys, otherwise I'd marry David Hasselhoff.  Since I don't, I gotta ditch him even though he's the only halfway decent human being of the three.

I'd fuck Nancy Grace, preferably in a beat up Chevy Impala in back of Denny's at 3 AM, 'coz I'm a classy kinda guy.

I couldn't marry the bitch, though, no way!  I'd eat a gun within three weeks!

So by process of elimination,
I'd marry Jenna Jameson.  Come on, Jenna, we're goin' home.  Hope ya like C-SPAN....

Guess I should answer my own challenge...

Ditch: David Hasselhoff.
Fuck: Jenna Jameson. She's not exactly into guys if you know what I mean...
Marry: Nancy Grace. Anyone that anal would make for a good fuck, not to mention angry sex is often good sex. Nancy Grace has issues: I'm willing to help her sort them out. And as much as she runs her yap, she could probably give a mean BJ.  :o

Sometimes I surprise myself!


Come on, Jenna, we're goin' home.  Hope ya like C-SPAN....


LMAO!

Ant

And as much as she runs her yap, she could probably give a mean BJ. 
Ant

Mussolini bit my weenie now it doesn't work!
:D