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Subject: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 12:55 am

This is an entertaining game that I shall update daily.

Here are the Rules:

You are given three people
Out of these people you are to use your personal judgement in whom you would marry, whom you would fuck, and whom you would ditch.
Match these three people, and explain why you chose them over the others...

Todays 3 people are from action films (Guys)

1. Sean Connery
2. Chuck Norris
3. Vin Diesel

Subject: Re: Fuck, Kill or Marry

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 1:10 am

Since I have no answers yet... I would...

Fuck: Sean Connery (He's honestly one of the only men who got more attractive as he aged)
Marry: Chuck Norris (He is known for his brute strength and can easilly protect you)
Ditch: Vin Diesel (This is kind of bad because I've only seen him in The Pacifier and I don't know how good or bad of an actor his actually is, so I'm going to go with ditch for now)

Subject: Re: Fuck, ditch or Marry

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 1:23 am


You need to list three new people for the next poster.

Although I know you jest, I would prefer "eliminate" or "ditch" over "ditch".

Ant


No, It's a daily thing.
Three new people will come up tomorrow

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 1:29 am

1. Sean Connery - marry because then I could have that fuck for the rest of my life!
2. Chuck Norris - ditch - he has prettier hands than me!
3. Vin Diesel - definitely fuck - so long as the penis was of good girth! If it is too small then forget it!

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 2:14 pm

NEW!!!

Three new people for the day
This genre (Action Film Females)

1. Angelina Jolie: Tomb Raider (Laura Croft)
2. Carrie-Anne Moss: The Matrix (Trinity)
3. Lucy Lawless: Xena Warrior Princess (Xena)

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 2:20 pm

I would fuck: Carrie-Anne Moss (She's really, really hot and seeing how flexible the people in The Matrix are she would be amazing in bed)

I would marry: Anglenia Jolie (Being able to go on amazing adventures with one of the sexiest people in the world. Where can I go wrong?)

I would ditch: Lucy Lawless (Yeah she's hot, but I never really got into the show Xena)

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 2:28 pm

1. Angelina Jolie: Fuck
2. Carrie-Anne Moss: Ditch - she is too thin
3. Lucy Lawless: probably marry

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Matthias on 09/01/07 at 9:40 pm

Since I haven't updated it in awhile

3 new people catagory (Superheroes: Male)

1. Spider-Man
2. Inspector Gadget
3. Wolverine

For me it would be
Fuck: Inspector Gadget (You know some electronics will go haywire making it a fun lay)
Marry: Wolverine (Once again for protection. He's a lot tougher than the other two)
Ditch: Spider-Man (Nothing against the nerd, but the only time he was sexy was when he was about to turn into Venom)

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Matthias on 09/03/07 at 10:57 am

Today's Top 3

Superheroes Female

1. Invisible Woman
2. Wonder Woman
3. Rouge

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Matthias on 09/04/07 at 12:11 am

Fuck: Invisible Woman (You can do it anywhere and nobody will ever notice, as long as she's quiet)Ditch: Wonder Woman
Marry: Rouge (Again protection, and I would get to fuck her as much as I would like for the rest of my life)

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/06/07 at 5:50 pm

i dont want to piss any one off but let do like presdents
bush
cliton
nixon

i would fuck nixon, ditch bush (any way i hate girls with them any way)
and marry cliton. so what he got a bj in office......

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/07/07 at 9:29 pm

But I always thought the order was
Fuck, Marry, then Ditch!
:D

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/10/07 at 10:21 pm

damn very good one this is hard


fucks nancy grace
ditch david hasslhoff
marry jenna jameson

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/15/07 at 1:16 am


I'll start a new one: it's been a few days since Matthias updated.

Fuck, ditch or marry: Jenna Jameson, Nancy Grace, David Hasselhoff

(this should be interesting!)

Ant

I'd sure like to see that as a three-way!

OK, I don't do guys, otherwise I'd marry David Hasselhoff.  Since I don't, I gotta ditch him even though he's the only halfway decent human being of the three.

I'd fuck Nancy Grace, preferably in a beat up Chevy Impala in back of Denny's at 3 AM, 'coz I'm a classy kinda guy.

I couldn't marry the bitch, though, no way!  I'd eat a gun within three weeks!

So by process of elimination,
I'd marry Jenna Jameson.  Come on, Jenna, we're goin' home.  Hope ya like C-SPAN....

Subject: Re: Fuck, Ditch or Marry

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/15/07 at 2:20 am


And as much as she runs her yap, she could probably give a mean BJ. 
Ant

Mussolini bit my weenie now it doesn't work!
:D

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