this thread is for post counts and averages or any other whore-like tendencies

Hey, Tam, you have 14 messages, 0 are new.
Total time logged in: 16 hours and 34 minutes.

Current post count to include this one: 101

I'm going to try to do 69 tonight....  ;)

18 per day. 18 is the legal age of drinking, smoking, viewing porn etc here.

I don't think I post enough. Hmmm. I know I post more on here though than anywhere else.

Name:  Tam
Posts:  121 (121 per day)
Position:  Sex Student
Total time logged in: 19 hours and 42 minutes

I am a total whore!!! ;D ;D

Where are you getting those stats? I don't see a place where all of that is together, unless you copy/pasted.

Besides, you should be on your second day now, so it's only 60 posts per day.

You're not as whory as you thought now, are ya?  ;)

Ant


The top three I got from my profile summary
The time online I got from the top of the website page!

Actually, the way the board works is it takes your total time online (thus not a full 24 hours yet) and your posts and converts it to how many posts per 24 hour period you make. It doesn't actually count days! ::) ;D

Yeah, this first timer's showing 49 (now 50) per day...maybe I'm no longer a first timer! :o

Nope, still first timer...wait...

I forget when the next level is, not that it matters.  :P

Don't you get something special for 69?




Cat

Yeah, this first timer's showing 49 (now 50) per day...maybe I'm no longer a first timer! :o


no, yer an old timer :D

Good thing I posted it then huh?
Jeez, could you imagine - if I were to hit something crazy like 100,000 posts and it said I make 100,000 posts a day! Even someone else we know isn't that good!!! ;D ;D

I'm a Parody Slut!  I've submitted 13 parodies  :o to WhatFreaks in one month under my real name, Andrew Woodard.  I'm a real "up and cummer" over there.  8)

I have several new ideas. Which one of these should I do first: Hey, can someone turn this into a poll?

"Shag the Wife" (Mack the Knife) - relieving, using your spouse, horniness obtained from others
"Fuck, I'm the Lady Tonight" (Luck be a Lady) - about getting the strap on treatment
"Billy Dean" (Billie Jean) - about a boy Michael Jackson seduces
"Plump" (Lump) - about a hot curvy woman I want to wine and dine

Name:  Tam
Posts:  155 (77.500 per day)
Position:  Sex Student
Total time logged in: 22 hours and 32 minutes.

Looks like the little glitch has been taken care of! 8)

I know I started a poll and everything - but today is Michael Jackson's birthday, so I decided to accelerate the production of Billy Dean.  I submitted it to WhatFreaks this morning, but here's a sneak preview!

:D

Billie Jean, based on the performance by Michael Jackson
Billy Dean, parody by Andrew Woodard

He said that his name was Billy Dean, at the Dairy Queen.
Ten years old, white, and so squeaky clean, I fell in love!
Knew that his ass - would fit my cock -just like a glove.
I said "I am the one - I'll be your friend, I'll be your Dad, we'll mess around."

I took him over to Neverland, had a time so grand.
It wasn't long till I had my hand down in his drawers.
God Damn, I love boy-whores!

People always told me, be careful what you do.
Don't go around making young boys hard.
Five-O came and got me, and took me straight downtown.
Had to answer all their questions, but I nailed 'em from the start; I said:

Billy Dean is not my lover.
He's just a boy I met on the playground one day.
It doesn't mean I'm gay.
He said I screwed his bum. But did you check for cum?

That fucker's mother tried to extort, had her day in court.
She made me settle for 20 mil; not a cheap thrill!
How will I pay - now for my nose - altering bill?
At least I'm not in jail.  Cause Bubba loves to nail.

He said that his name was Billy Dean, at the Dairy Queen.
Ten years old, white, and so squeaky clean, I fell in love!
Knew that his ass - would fit my cock -just like a glove.

People always told me, be careful what you do.
Don't go around making young boys hard.
Five-O came and got me, and took me straight downtown.
Had to answer all their questions, but I nailed 'em from the start; I said:

Billy Dean is not my lover.
He's just a boy I met on the playground one day.
It doesn't mean I'm gay.

Billy Dean is not my lover.
He's just a boy I met on the playground one day.
It doesn't mean I'm gay.

He said I screwed his bum. But did you check for cum?
He said I screwed his bum. But did you check for cum?

Billy Dean is not my lover.
He's just a boy I met on the playground one day.
It doesn't mean I'm gay.
He said I screwed his bum. But did you check for cum?