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Subject: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Tam on 08/27/07 at 1:10 pm

Since most of you know me, you will know that a better part of my marriage has been spent online or on the phone. I have enjoyed countless phone sex encounters with my hubby, as well as some pretty extreme encounters online. I can definitely say that I have never faked it on the phone or on the net!

That being said, have you had phone/internet sex? Was it real or were you just playing along? And if it was real - was it as good as you thought it would be or were you left wanting?

As well, are you any good at vocalizing your thoughts enough to make the person on the other end actually enjoy themselves? Hubby tells me all the time that when we 'do' this, my voice completely changes and I turn into a different kind of freak that he would like to meet in person..... ;D

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/27/07 at 1:17 pm

A few times when I first met Cat we sort of hinted at sex on the phone, but since she was very close by that didn't last long.  I'd just get in the car, buzz on over to her place, and get the real thing.  ;)  ;)  ;)

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Tam on 08/27/07 at 1:21 pm


.... I'd just get in the car, buzz on over to her place, and get the real thing.  ;)  ;)  ;)


Oh to be so lucky!
;D ;D

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Tam on 08/27/07 at 1:36 pm

Hubby likes it the best when I answer the phone as someone else. With caller display, I am able to tell that it is him because of the Post number that shows up. So if I am in the mood, I answer the phone as either the Au Pair or as a phone sex operator! When he hears either one - he knows he called at the right time! ;)

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Jessica on 08/27/07 at 4:53 pm

Phone sex was a must when I had long distance relationships. And there was no faking on my part.

As for internet sex, I did it a couple of times, but it wasn't a lot of fun. I don't think typing turned me on. ;D

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 08/27/07 at 7:29 pm

Internet sex just doesn't... well how do you do it? Maybe if both had a webcam or something? Otherwise it's just words. Rather just get off on porn.  :-\ ::)

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 11:21 pm

See, a webcam would be key to having internet sex. Unfortunately, most hackers can get into your webcams so it wouldn't be advisable to actually set up one - even if it was with the person to whom you are married!

That is the one thing hubby and I can't do. The internet he is using is partly supplied by the military and is monitored 24/7!

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: whistledog on 08/28/07 at 11:40 pm


Internet sex just doesn't... well how do you do it? Maybe if both had a webcam or something? Otherwise it's just words. Rather just get off on porn.  :-\ ::)


Same here.  There has to be a picture to go along with the conversation

I did cyber with someone once, but I had a big poster of Christina Aguilera on my wall, so it was just an ordinary day :D

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 11:43 pm


Same here.  There has to be a picture to go along with the conversation

I did cyber with someone once, but I had a big poster of Christina Aguilera on my wall, so it was just an ordinary day :D

Somehow, I could never see you having a normal day! LMAO!

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Roxy on 02/16/10 at 12:24 am

I've done both, enjoyed both.  Everything is fun if done in the right spirit and with the right person!

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: MadameA on 02/16/10 at 12:33 am

I've had phone sex a couple of times, both during long-distance relationships. I didn't particularly enjoy it, since I prefer the real deal and didn't have much in the way of sexual imagination or aptitude at the time. I was in my late teens to early 20s at that time, and was spread pretty thin across dating sites and newspaper personal ads.  :)

But now that I'm just a few months from the age of 30 with more experience in all things, not just sexual, and am not constantly thinking about relationships, sexuality and men, I might give it a whirl again someday.  8)

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Daunte Lapree Carter on 04/27/10 at 7:32 am


Oh to be so lucky!
;D ;D
You sound very boring and uncreative. You must be from the 50's or 60's.

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Step-chan on 06/05/10 at 12:33 am

I've never tried, I'm afraid I'll get it stuck on the #9 or on the Caps Lock...

LOL Joking! :D

But I've never done it.

Subject: Re: Phone Sex / Internet Sex

Written By: Suq Madiq on 06/06/10 at 11:25 pm

I've tried both but neither did anything for me.

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