Have you had them?  How many?  Was it worth it?

I've had two.  Both said I was a good fuck.  No regrets, except maybe doing the second one again.

...but not bigger than a breadbox. :D

Dat could hoit!  :o

I have had a couple in my time - not all that impressive either.

Sometimes a girl just has to get hers!

hmmm.... gives me an idea ;)

The best one was with this chick named Tammy (not the member here!). She was amazingly hairy and also older than me. I wanted to see if I could seduce her, an older woman. Turned out I was able to. We fucked for about 90 minutes, but she wouldn't let me go down on her. She uttered the 7 deadly words that no man going bare wants to hear: "I want you to cum in me". Instant limpness. Fuck, that totally sucked.

One night stands suck anyway: if you like it, you never get it again, and if it was lame, you could have done better by masturbating. No win situation.

Ant

She uttered the 7 deadly words that no man going bare wants to hear: "I want you to cum in me". Instant limpness. Fuck, that totally sucked.

Esp. if 1) You don't know them that well and/possibly or 2) They're not on the pill.  If #1 doesn't apply or if I'm married to them and #2 applies, consider it done.  I aim to please.  8)

I've had one, and believe it or not, it was actually under duress.

For those of ya who think I'm blowing smoke, all I can say is: yes, women can force men into it.

Yes.  I've had a few.  Generally after I've had a few.
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One I regretted.  I'm not bipolar, but I was manic a few times.  Lapses in judgment.  Combined with whiskey, double lapses in judgment.  I had unprotected sex with a total skank.  She couldn't get pregnant because, apparently, she was fixed.  But I got the scare of my life.  I thought I caught something.  I sort of did.  Why does it hurt when I pee?  The doctor examined me and reassured me it definitely was not the clap.  He diagnosed me with a UTI and gave me some antibiotics.  He also told me I'd better get a full battery of tests.  He dressed me down about unprotected sex.  I felt like he was talking to me like I was some dumb kid.  Well, if the shirt fits.  Anyway, I came up negative for everything.  I got tests repeated and continued to come up negative subsequently.  I dodged the bullet.  Well, I never had a UTI before and I never had one since.  I pretty sure I got it from that broad.  I'll tell ya.  It hurt like a sonofabitch.  I drove myself to the ER and ever bump in the road felt like a ten penny nail in the groin. 

I consider it a warning shot well heeded!

I've had 2 women in my whole life.  One was a one night stand on vacation where I "lost it" (see the "first time you had sex" thread), and the other is a relationship that is 10 years and still going.  No middle of the road for me!  It's one extreme or the other.  :P

I talk a good game about plumper this and chubby chaser that but I've really only window shopped.  The first woman wasn't even plump; she just had some leftover belly pouch from a pregnancy.  It actually captured air between us causing a "whoopee cushion" effect in missionary position, and as a virgin I was like "what the hell is going on" so I switched to licking her.  Good move, it turned out!

The question I have is how do you actually get into a one-night stand? I can see two people getting drunk, hitting it off, making out and moving on quicker than one would do while sober, but how do you actually get a girl to have sex with you after just meeting her? And I mean not paying for it.

The question I have is how do you actually get into a one-night stand? I can see two people getting drunk, hitting it off, making out and moving on quicker than one would do while sober, but how do you actually get a girl to have sex with you after just meeting her? And I mean not paying for it.

Jesus, wouldn't I just like to know!
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