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Subject: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Tam on 08/27/07 at 12:19 am

Monday, July 30th
4 times

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Suq Madiq on 08/27/07 at 12:20 am

Solo, about 5 hours ago.  My current girl lives halfway across the country so we don't see each other often. :(  Dating locals is fucking scary.  The last time she and I had sex was 17 days ago.

Hmmm, 17 days... "let the rain come down,..."

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Paul on 08/27/07 at 7:58 am

Can we talk several years here?  :-[

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/27/07 at 11:32 am

Last night, during the Mets & Dodgers game. We were a bit...um...distracted in watching the game.



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Tam on 08/27/07 at 11:33 am


Can we talk several years here?  :-[


:o You can't be serious!!!

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Tam on 08/27/07 at 11:33 am


Last night, during the Mets & Dodgers game. We were a bit...um...distracted in watching the game.



Cat


I can understand why - that game was boring!!! LOL ;D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/27/07 at 11:34 am



Last night, during the Mets & Dodgers game. We were a bit...um...distracted in watching the game.



Cat


I can understand why - that game was boring!!! LOL ;D



Not for us.  ;)



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/27/07 at 1:13 pm

We had round one about 15 minutes ago, just before I logged on.  Missionary this time.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 08/27/07 at 1:55 pm

Last week at some point.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Bobo on 08/27/07 at 1:56 pm

chuckles

This morning actually. Trust me to find a legitimate reason to miss baseball.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Paul on 08/27/07 at 4:29 pm


:o You can't be serious!!!


John McEnroe's in the audience!  :D

Sadly, I've just re-read my CV and 'sex machine' isn't listed!  :-[

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/28/07 at 10:36 am

Last night-for round 2 of the day.



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: DitaVonTease on 08/28/07 at 11:24 am

Actual intercourse, a couple of weeks ago.  :-[


Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/28/07 at 11:50 am

We just had round 1 for the day about 15 minutes ago. Something tells me, I'm going to post in this thread A LOT!!!  ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/28/07 at 12:37 pm


We just had round 1 for the day about 15 minutes ago. Something tells me, I'm going to post in this thread A LOT!!!  ;D ;D ;D



Cat


I certainly intend to give you every opportunity  ;)  :D  ;D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 5:35 pm

Mahaha!

Now I am somewhat envious of some of the members here! Oh how much longer do I have to wait for hubby to come home!!!!??!!!??!!!??

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/28/07 at 5:38 pm


Mahaha!

Now I am somewhat envious of some of the members here! Oh how much longer do I have to wait for hubby to come home!!!!??!!!??!!!??



I hope not too much longer. Of course when that happens, we are going to miss you because I know you will be VERY busy.  ;)



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 5:42 pm



I hope not too much longer. Of course when that happens, we are going to miss you because I know you will be VERY busy.  ;)



Cat


VERY VERY VERY busy!!!  ;D 8)

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/29/07 at 11:40 am

Hubby finally woke up from his nap-round 1.




Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: whistledog on 08/29/07 at 12:36 pm

i last had sex in my dreams :\'(

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/29/07 at 1:10 pm

It was around 12:30 this afternoon, Cat on top. ;)

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: BrotherFalco on 08/30/07 at 11:01 am

A few days ago.

Wife is currently being visited by the Crimson Alliance; I won't do anything during that time.

Too risky.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/30/07 at 1:47 pm

We just finished round 1 a few minutes ago.  Doggy style.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: hotmama on 08/30/07 at 8:19 pm


I'm hoping the husband comes home again early today! ;)
Wait a minute.....I thought I just read that you don't have much of a sex drive? ??? ;)

Last time for me was July 23 because hubby was gone the evening of the 24th and I had my surgery on the 26th so no nookie for him on the 25th.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: BrotherFalco on 08/31/07 at 3:25 am


Last time for me was July 23 because hubby was gone the evening of the 24th and I had my surgery on the 26th so no nookie for him on the 25th.


Hope yer back in action soon!

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: DocWoody on 08/31/07 at 7:17 am

I wrote my wife a full page of things I love about her last night, then gave her clit a tongue lashing that left her collapsed in a heap of post-orgasmic bliss.  We then did missionary and doggy but it was hurting for her, so we stopped.  Her hormones are messing with her lubrication since she just went off birth control.  May be another little Woody in our future  :o

My chamber is still locked and loaded though...  :-\

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/01/07 at 12:15 pm

About an hour ago.  We did a bit of 69,  then did it doggy style for a while, then rolled onto our sides for the finally.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 7:27 pm

Fall of 2005.

Like I said earlier, I simply stopped.  I made no vow of celibacy.  If I don't go after it, it doesn't come looking for me.  I can wait another two years just as easily.  I was relatively successful for someone without much conventional "sex appeal," but the effort was frustrating and costly.  There was no traumatic event behind my decision.  To be sure, I am bitter about the injustices of the dating pool, but that never stopped me before.  I could start the whole pursual process again tomorrow if I was interested, but I'm not.  I'm certainly still interested in sex, or else I wouldn't be here, but it's no longer a must-have.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: BrotherFalco on 09/04/07 at 11:00 am

Some intense action, last night, just after midnight.

Got my 1st taste of oral in over a month!
(She has GOT to keep up her end of the deal, more often!)

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/05/07 at 10:06 pm

a very long time.................ago i guess im not good looking for girls :'(

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/05/07 at 10:12 pm



ya right. ;)


the last time for me was about 2 hours ago....in the kitchen, in the dining room...and against the steps that lead upstairs.  :D

lucky devil........ i would do you on the beach under the stars.....

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/05/07 at 10:17 pm


awww...you are sweet! ;)

your very sexy so we both win

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/10/07 at 10:23 pm

today.... ;D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/10/07 at 10:45 pm


I'm the same way! ;)
you are to much ahahah

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/10/07 at 10:49 pm

ouch, well guys when my second round is done i quess ill have to repost lol it weird to type n screw at the sme time  ;D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/10/07 at 10:57 pm



who are you screwing? And WHY are you typing as you screw? ???

well just got done, her names is liz. we see each other at the thrif shop and like yea just hit it off so then we came back to my place and like we chilled listen to some punk music then i went soft and put on the doors nexttime i knew i was nacked and she was going down.... lol now were sitting in my room being board

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/10/07 at 11:02 pm



ah I see. :D
were goingto bed take care erin.. .time to put on some old school stuff and go with the monkeys

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/12/07 at 11:10 am

This morning at about 5 am.  Cat couldn't sleep so she woke me up starting with a hand job, then climbed on top.  Nice way to wake up. ;)

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Tam on 09/17/07 at 12:05 am

aargh!!! Y'all make me sick!!!

I want some !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 09/23/07 at 3:37 pm

About one o' clock this morning. 8)

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: The Naughty One on 09/24/07 at 12:28 pm


Can we talk several years here?  :-[


Thats ok. I've done 10 years. It's no biggie really. When it does happen, it will be so awesome, you'll be glad you waited.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 09/25/07 at 6:08 pm


I have a feeling the 19th will be the last time we have sex for a while.  :(

Ant


*nosey mode*

Why?

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 09/25/07 at 10:40 pm


Well, we haven't been communicating well lately, but that was taken care of shortly after I made that post. We had sex, which ended a bit early for my liking (not PE), which prompted the discussion. We then went for round two, which left both of us satisfied.

So, uh, scratch that above post.  ;D

Ant


Yay!

The hubs and I did some weird 20 questions shit on Saturday night. It actually helped us and I answered honestly for once (probably because I just finished a drinking binge). Then we had wild sex.

Sometimes clearing the air helps. ;D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 09/27/07 at 9:59 am


Great for you! Do you happen to have that 20 questions quiz as a link?

Yes, clearing the air helped. Believe it or not, Dolphin is very reserved and shy (hence her not posting here much thought she still reads posts) and was raised and conditioned not to initiate sex, despite loving it. She said something like "I don't know how to do it".

I explained "It's really easy. See, I'm a guy that's almost always horny, and you're a beautiful woman, who is my wife. Just touch me."  :D

We did a bit of practicing (about 3 minutes worth) which led to that second session.

Ant




20 Questions For When the Honeymoon is Over

I guess you have to decide if the honeymoon is over for you's guys before you take it. I KNOW the hubs and I aren't in the honeymoon phase anymore, and the questions were actually relevant (shocking for Yahoo). It was very informative, and yeah, some of the answers did hurt, but I think it helped us at the same time. For example, I never knew that he felt annoyed with the fact that I did stuff for my other exes that I can't do now (not sexually, just small things in general). And he never knew how I felt about myself because I tend to clam up a lot.

And yes, I was drunk, but I remember this all. :D Alcohol is a great tongue loosener.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: virgo69 on 10/03/07 at 10:32 am

Hmm, well we nearly did yesterday afternoon but I think the build up had been to much for him (he wanted to do it for a few days but I didn't) and he couldn't release at all.  Then we were disturbed by what we thought at first was the gardener clearing leaves from the guttering.  Kind of a passion killer!  And in the end turns out it was just a bird on the roof throwing leaves out the gutter!  I was expecting a resumation last night but nothing!

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/03/07 at 11:16 am

Someone woke me up this morning.  ;)




Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 10/03/07 at 10:42 pm

Monday night. :-*

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: virgo69 on 10/04/07 at 9:37 pm

Still nothing going on here.  He's in bed because he was tired at work today  ::)

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: virgo69 on 10/04/07 at 9:43 pm


Maybe you can take the initiative? I know I fall into the same "tired" thing from time to time, but I'm never so tired I can't give oral.

Ant


Maybe tomorrow night, good dinner, bottle of wine....

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/05/07 at 11:36 am

About 3:00 this morning.



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: virgo69 on 10/06/07 at 9:00 pm


About 3:00 this morning.



Cat


Cat

Did you go to bed at that time or wake up during the night and then get it on? 

Most nights we get up at the about the same time to go to the bathroom but I can't imagine doing anything after that then going back to sleep!

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/07/07 at 12:41 pm


Cat

Did you go to bed at that time or wake up during the night and then get it on? 

Most nights we get up at the about the same time to go to the bathroom but I can't imagine doing anything after that then going back to sleep!



For the past week or so, I have been having trouble sleeping-waking up throughout the night. That night, Carlos also had trouble sleeping. We just happened to be awake at the same time. Afterwards we both slept great.  ;D ;D ;D


If either one of us have trouble sleeping, we are known to wake the other one up.  It really helps-much better than warm milk.  ;)



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: virgo69 on 10/09/07 at 9:19 am

Finally, finally, last night.  ;D


He was in a mood on Friday and not receptive to cuddles so I left him laone.  Then Saturday he injured his hand.  Last night we went to bed and I noticed he was getting a little hard as I was getting undressed so I pounced on him!

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 10/09/07 at 9:59 am

About one o'clock this morning. 8)

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/10/07 at 5:38 pm

Somebody woke me up about 4 a.m.



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 10/15/07 at 9:26 pm

Last night. I expect more tonight, unless I crash and burn. :D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 10/18/07 at 9:27 pm

Got some last night. :-*

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Step-chan on 10/18/07 at 10:55 pm


Finally, finally, last night.  ;D


He was in a mood on Friday and not receptive to cuddles so I left him laone.  Then Saturday he injured his hand.  Last night we went to bed and I noticed he was getting a little hard as I was getting undressed so I pounced on him!


Lucky him(and you). :D ;D

I wouldn't know myself.... I can't really count self pleasure as having sex... to me, it has to be at least two people.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/19/07 at 1:06 pm

Yesterday morning about 5.
Yesterday afternoon about 3.
Last night about 11:30.
This morning about 6.



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: virgo69 on 10/21/07 at 9:43 pm

the other night I came in late.  there was a note on the table inviting me to wake him up if I wanted some.

went upstairs.  checked in on the children and one was awake  ::) sorted them out but wasn't sure they would settle.  Anyway decided to risk it.  Got ready then woke him up.  was just missionary, nothing too exciting especially because I was trying to listen out for any noises from the children (always a downer I find).  final orgasmic gasps, silence, and then hear feet shuffling outside the bedroom door.  don't think we were spotted but I'm not certain  :-[

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Suq Madiq on 12/10/07 at 12:28 am

This morning around 10:00 AM...and with a partner too!  8)

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/10/07 at 3:14 pm


This morning around 10:00 AM...and with a partner too!  8)



Anyone you know?


Sorry, couldn't resist.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Suq Madiq on 12/10/07 at 10:22 pm



Anyone you know?


Sorry, couldn't resist.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat


I'll stroke ya for that one and yes, I've known her for a couple weeks. :)

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 12/11/07 at 2:27 pm


I'll stroke ya for that one and yes, I've known her for a couple weeks. :)


A stroke right back at ya.



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/22/08 at 4:13 pm

About a half hour ago.



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 01/22/08 at 7:29 pm


Early this morning. When we got done, I noticed the cat was at the end of the bed - he had been there the whole time. Perv.  :D

Ant



I used to have a cat like that. I swear he was taking notes.  :D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: virgo69 on 01/23/08 at 9:02 am

Sunday morning.

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: NaughtyLibrarian on 09/17/08 at 6:20 pm

Two days ago, there was no electricity and we had to have something to do.  ;D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Pierre on 09/17/08 at 10:24 pm


Two days ago, there was no electricity and we had to have something to do.  ;D


So, you made your own electricity?

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: NaughtyLibrarian on 09/17/08 at 11:43 pm


So, you made your own electricity?


Indeed!  Too bad we couldn't run the refrigerator off of the sparks that were being generated.  Oh well.  ;D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: virgo69 on 09/20/08 at 10:50 pm

I remember during a power cut once the lodger and his girl friend decided that having sex was the best way to keep warm.  Unfortunately we had another visitor to entertain so we couldn't indulge ourselves and it made the whole visit embarrassing with the noises from the room above.  ::)

Last time I had sex was on Wednesday evening.  We had to take it easy because my thighs still ached from monday evening's session!

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Jessica on 05/10/09 at 1:01 am

It will be soon. :D

Subject: Re: When was the last time you had sex?

Written By: Suq Madiq on 05/25/09 at 2:10 pm

Last night for a couple hours.  Good times.  And I wasn't alone :D

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