Just keep adding to this one - no need for multiples..... unless we are talking about orgasms!!! ;)

So, I am Girl Nextdoor - came over from the "other" board.
I'm not really the bitch that a lot of people think I am.
I love sex but am currently fasting.....


:)

I am whistledog.  I came over from the "other" board as well.  I have never had sex before, which is fine by me.  I am waiting for the right woman.  I don't want to be one of those guys who adds notches to their headboard LOL

I am whistledog.  I came over from the "other" board as well.  I have never had sex before, which is fine by me.  I am waiting for the right woman.  I don't want to be one of those guys who adds notches to their headboard LOL


If I could give you more Kama I would for this post alone!
Love men like you whistle!!!

I know most of yous and most of yous probably know me.  8)

I'm a member of the "other" board also, as well as other 80's/Retro boards.
I haven't had sex for almost a month, unless you count solo work.
I usually tell peeps I have more than 12 inches.  :o

I know most of yous and most of yous probably know me.  8)

I'm a member of that other messageboard also, as well as other 80's/Retro boards.
I haven't had sex for almost a month, unless you count solo work.
I usually tell peeps I have more than 12 inches.  :o




And a solar panel to run the sex machine! ;)

I'm Red Ant, also from the "other" messageboard. Like Tam, I'm not the asshole that I sometimes have to be (okay, so I am sometimes an asshole). I think you'll find me quite a different person over here.

I write dirty songs and take requests for them, so if you have a topic and a song in mind let me know and I'll probably do it.

Sex is good. Masturbation is good (and nothing to be ashamed about, unless you get caught). Orgasms rule: get one whenever you can. Unless it's with a corpse, animal, underaged or the unconsenting, it's cool by me.

Ant

You all know me from the other board.

I have a very wild side that most of you don't see.

I guess you'll see it eventually, here. :D


I wonder who I am? ;)

So do we!

hmm....let me think of a hint.

Well, I am a female.
does that help any? :D

Some.  Anonymity is cool.  We all have our quirks.  Ain't nuttin' wrong wit dat!

Hi one and all...

I wasn't gonna creep over here again, but curiosity got the better of me!

Anyway, this is Paul...otherwise known as Paul...(just in case anyone's confused!  ;))


I love sex but am currently fasting.....


Funnily enough, so am I!  :-[

I'm sure no one can guess who I am.  ;)


Yeah, on another place on the web (which shall be nameless), I'm sort of known as being reserved but those of you who have been to this board a few years ago, knows differently.  ;)

(However, I promised my husband that I wouldn't reveal ALL our secrets.  ;) )



Cat

It's good to see this place shaping up nicely.
Welcome to everyone here so far and to anyone who may be just waiting to register! We see you viewing things as a guest! Don't be chicken! Go ahead, click the register button!

We don't bite...........




too hard! ;)

It's good to see this place shaping up nicely.
Welcome to everyone here so far and to anyone who may be just waiting to register! We see you viewing things as a guest! Don't be chicken! Go ahead, click the register button!

We don't bite...........




too hard! ;)



When this was first announced, I came over here but there was only 1 person registered. I didn't want to be the 2nd-so I waited.  ;)



Cat

When this was first announced, I came over here but there was only 1 person registered. I didn't want to be the 2nd-so I waited.  ;)



Cat


I hear ya! I think I registered 4th or 5th. Don't really know - all I know is when I found out about it - I was here in a flash!!!  ;D

Hi all, remember me?  I'm male, hetero, horny, and here.

Hi all, remember me?  I'm male, hetero, horny, and here.

It's The Don!!! ;D

Glad to have you here Carlos!
Now jump right in! lol

Hi all, remember me?  I'm male, hetero, horny, and here.


Hey Don. You've cum in to the right place.

Ant

Hi all, remember me?  I'm male, hetero, horny, and here.



Hmmm. Do I know you? You seem so familiar.  ;)



Cat

I'm Bobo, real name Boob, 21, engaged, male, Wikipedia administrator extraordinaire, and the girl by my side is.. wearing clothes, oddly enough.

Hi everyone!
I am someone else who came over from "another" board.
I might be a little shy at first but give me time and I'll start talking.  :)

Name: Matthias Stove
Age: 19
Sex: Please? Errr... Male
Orientation: Straight until you get a few beers in me
Sign: Gemini
Ethnicity: Polish, Bohemian, German

Welcome Dita, Boob, Stove and everyone else I may have missed!

This thread needs a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysFhDfGwbys

Ant

Welcome to everyone too!!

Things are shapin' up quite nicelt around here! ;)

Doc Woody here, aka Andrew Woodard on WhatFreaks.  I have 13 parodies to my credit, with several others unposted.  My first one was at age 11, "Frosty the Flasher."  I'm a lifetime perv (around the right people) but otherwise an upstanding citizen (except for 5-10 minutes after ejaculation). 

I not only like to perv songs, but pictures too.  I had a great one of the Garth Brooks "Ropin' the Wind" album cover, onto which I grafted a huge schlong in between his hands where he's gripping his belt buckle.  I changed the album name to "Gropin' the Wang."

I'm Bobo, real name Boob, 21, engaged, male, Wikipedia administrator extraordinaire, and the girl by my side is.. wearing clothes, oddly enough.


Tsk! That's not quite playing the game, is it?  ;)

A big welcome to all who've crawled in after I have... :)

Tsk! That's not quite playing the game, is it?  ;)

A big welcome to all who've crawled in after I have... :)


For Bobo it is.  He's usually more explicit than that when the topic isn't anything to do with sex ;D

Welcome to everyone too!!

Things are shapin' up quite nicelt around here! ;)


Kind of like your voluptuous melons!  :P

Kind of like your voluptuous melons!  :P


Hahaha! ;D ;D

Well, another round of welcomes!

We need a bar!
{Tam passes out a round of shots for everyone - make it what you want and drink up!}

I am a non drinker.  Got any Five Alive? :D

erm.... I said  you could make it whatever you want my friend! :D

Then I will make a diahrrea shake, extra chunky.  Anyone else want one?

























































































Just kidding!  No chunks, just diahrrea :D

You are a sick sick sick bastard! :P

I think diarhhea would ruin a blender quicker than a crowbar.

Will It Blend?

Ant

Betcha' noone can guess who I am 8)

And Bettie, do you happen to have any cats with quirks? ;)

Betcha' noone can guess who I am 8)

And Bettie, do you happen to have any cats with quirks? ;)


Welcome to the board Girl! ;)

I have a pretty good idea exactly who you are! 8)

Welcome to the board Girl! ;)

I have a pretty good idea exactly who you are! 8)
Yeah, guess I should've picked a different screen name if I wanted to go incognito 8)

Betcha' noone can guess who I am 8)


Not at all. No idea.  ;) ;D

Welcome aboard. I gave you your first stroke. Ooh-la-la.  :D

Ant

Yeah, guess I should've picked a different screen name if I wanted to go incognito 8)


It's all good - and I gave you your second stroke!!!!
Took you long enough to get here!!! ;D

OK, check this out:

I was invited by this chick on another board, to cum come over 'n bug y'all.

So far, it's been a pleasant stay!
Don't mind a Scotch 'n Soda, Tam!
Thanks!

And so's I can get it outta my system:

fuckin' 'n fuckin' ', fuck, fuck fuckin' 'n fuck, with the occasional pussy thrown in!

OK. I'm done.

OK, check this out:

I was invited by this chick on another board, to cum come over 'n bug y'all.

So far, it's been a pleasant stay!
Don't mind a Scotch 'n Soda, Tam!
Thanks!

And so's I can get it outta my system:

fuckin' 'n fuckin' ', fuck, fuck fuckin' 'n fuck, with the occasional pussy thrown in!

OK. I'm done.


Who might you be on that other board? Inquiring minds want to know :D

Who might you be on that other board? Inquiring minds want to know :D

That would be telling.....

That would be telling.....


Ahhh, I think I figured it out. 

Maybe.  :-\

That would be telling.....


No need to tell anyway.  I already figured it out ;D

No need to tell anyway.  I already figured it out ;D


Na, ya just think ya did! 8)

Na, ya just think ya did! 8)


I know who you are ;)

I know who you are ;)
I think I've finally worked out who he is too.

Then it does no good to tell you I'm not Philip Eno?

Then it does no good to tell you I'm not Philip Eno?
There's no Mr. Babbage in ur avatar.

Then it does no good to tell you I'm not Philip Eno?


I was gonna ask if you are him.  But that's usually my answer to everything.  You never know.  One of these days he might actually join LOL 

Where's the craziest place you've had sex:  "On Abbey Road in broad daylight" :o

I was gonna ask if you are him.  But that's usually my answer to everything.  You never know.  One of these days he might actually join LOL 

Where's the craziest place you've had sex:  "On Abbey Road in broad daylight" :o


you forgot "in front of the webcam!!!" ;D ;D

you forgot "in front of the webcam!!!" ;D ;D


That's pretty much a given ;D

Well, most of you know me and I sure know most of you!


Fuckin' A?
I say, Fuckin' B, more holes!

Well, most of you know me and I sure know most of you!


Fuckin' A?
I say, Fuckin' B, more holes!



Welcome, Max and let me be the first one to stroke you.



Cat

Welcome, Max and let me be the first one to stroke you.



Cat

Hi! How do you do that?

Holy Crap! Maxwell Smart? The political board guru? Here?

;D


Welcome to the board.


Hi! How do you do that?


You need 10 posts to give out karma. I hooked you up as well.

Ant

Holy Crap! Maxwell Smart? The political board guru? Here?

;D


Welcome to the board.

You need 10 posts to give out karma. I hooked you up as well.

Ant


What's the difference between a stroke and a poke?  Sorry, I didn't read all the fine print. 

I think the political board might be dying.  If it is, I'm not going to any extra-ordinary lengths to keep it going.

Now I'm here, and if you thought my political talk was bad....
;)

What's the difference between a stroke and a poke?  Sorry, I didn't read all the fine print. 

I think the political board might be dying.  If it is, I'm not going to any extra-ordinary lengths to keep it going.

Now I'm here, and if you thought my political talk was bad....
;)


Stroke is kama (or what you know as "karma"), and poke is "smite" (negative karma).

I haven't posted much on that board lately either.

I like the politics. The difference here is that I can keep up with what you are saying.  ;D

Ant

Stroke is kama (or what you know as "karma"), and poke is "smite" (negative karma).

I haven't posted much on that board lately either.

I like the politics. The difference here is that I can keep up with what you are saying.  ;D

Ant


Karma 2U then.  There's no great writing, only great re-writing.  I didn't do much revising, I just ranted.  That's why my posts on that board were difficult.

Well, most of you know me and I sure know most of you!


Fuckin' A?
I say, Fuckin' B, more holes!


Welcome Max.  I must say, I too am surprised to see you here.  Happy posting! :)

NP needs a politics/religion board. Get a couple of conservatives in there and a couple of liberals and watch the shit fly!  :D

NP needs a politics/religion board. Get a couple of conservatives in there and a couple of liberals and watch the shit fly!  :D

Heh heh.  It was I had to restrain myself on the politics board.  Couldn't let it all hang out.  Couldn't refer to "fuckin' goddamn Ronald Reagan" and stuff!
:D

Welcome to our little corner Max!

I stroked ya too!  8)

(As for the politics on the other board, wait it out a bit - it will get busy again.) ;)

Theres too many libs and not enough conservsies on that politics board. Maybe I should go in there and pretend to be a staunch GW Bush and republican supporter.  :D

And um, welcome Max!

Hullo, MS!

You're officially welcomed to da neighborhood....


And fuck censorship, except in rap songs.

Hi

I'm new. So...what's good here?

Hi

I'm new. So...what's good here?


Welcome Sugar Kane! Most everything is good here: see the rules for the few things that are not.

Your avatar is great. I gave ya your first stroke!

Ant

Welcome Sugar Kane! Most everything is good here: see the rules for the fre things that are not.

Your avatar is great. I gave ya your first stroke!

Ant


Thank you,it looks like anything goes here,very cool!

Welcome to the boards Sugar Kane!!!

Welcome to da neighborhood!

I've hit ya with a Kama, to help ya feel welcome.

^
^^
Thank you :)

Hey Sugar....do any of us know you?...or are you totally new to all of us? ???

I don't know,maybe...who are you?

^
^^
Thank you :)I don't know,maybe...who are you?


Is there any of us that you know ?

Inquiring minds want to know who you be ;D

Is there any of us that you know ?

Inquiring minds want to know who you be ;D


You look familiar ;)

well its me tim from that other messageboard.... um not to much to sya if you have any question ask me im not shy

I am Poisoned Eros.

I have been to the dark side and I have returned.

I am Poisoned Eros.

I have been to the dark side and I have returned.


Good to see you here.
I thought that was you!

I am known on the "other" board. ;)


Ah,now i can say i do know you,your boobs gave it away,damn girl,nice ;)

Welcome to you and you and you.

(I wish it was easier to figure people out - or maybe it is just that I give up too easily!) ;D

Welcome to you and you and you.

(I wish it was easier to figure people out - or maybe it is just that I give up too easily!) ;D


Well, when ya think ya have me pegged, PM me.

Need more members.  ::)

Need more members.  ::)


Ask and you shall receive!

Ask and you shall receive!



I KNEW it wouldn't take you too long to get over here.  ;)


I just gave you your first stroke.



Cat

Ask and you shall receive!


Oh, cool! A new member! Welcome, Delicious Chrissy Shmoove!

Ant

I KNEW it wouldn't take you too long to get over here.  ;)


I just gave you your first stroke.



Cat


:D

You know I can't resist the chance to be raunchy.

Thanks for the stroke!

Welcome Ms Shmoove. :)

Ask and you shall receive!


Finally! My pimping alter-ego has arrived!!!!!
Storke for you Girlie!
;) 8)

Southern Image in da house.

Southern Image in da house.


Welcome here as well!

Ant

Southern Image in da house.


Ah, so you WERE at a porn convention!  :D

Welcomez a-board. 8)

Ah, so you WERE at a porn convention!  :D

Welcomez a-board. 8)


Yeah, I finally had to see this place. :D

Welcome,girls. We need all the naughty ones we can get ;)

Just arrived here yesterday

Just arrived here yesterday


Your avatar is really throwing me off balance. I thought you were someone else from some other board until I realized that you're married. ;D

Your avatar is really throwing me off balance. I thought you were someone else from some other board until I realized that you're married. ;D


Yeah, that avatar is throwing me off, too. I'm sure we are thinking of the same person.  ;)



Cat

Your avatar is really throwing me off balance. I thought you were someone else from some other board until I realized that you're married. ;D



Yeah, that avatar is throwing me off, too. I'm sure we are thinking of the same person.  ;)



Cat


That's why I chose it!

That's why I chose it!



I figured. I knew it wasn't just a coincidence that you picked that particular pic for your avatar.



Cat

Just arrived here yesterday


Holy hell! Your avatar! na...

Oh, I see it is someone else.  ;D

Welcome virgo69!

Ant

I wonder how long it will be before you work out who this is

I wonder how long it will be before you work out who this is



I've worked out who you aren't, and that you're married, female, and from the other board. That still leaves quite a few possibilities, but I think I'll know your name eventually.

Ant

I've worked out who you aren't, and that you're married, female, and from the other board. That still leaves quite a few possibilities, but I think I'll know your name eventually.

Ant




Then I'll just have to be vewwy vewwy careful won't I!

Then I'll just have to be vewwy vewwy careful won't I!


*note to self: virgo69 does a good Elmer Fudd impression*

;)

Ant

*note to self: virgo69 does a good Elmer Fudd impression*

;)

Ant




Please accept my first stroke!

Please accept my first stroke!


Stroke accepted! I stroked ya earlier.

Ant

I wonder how long it will be before you work out who this is


I think I figured it out.

I think I figured it out.


You could always PM me - see if your right

Welcome virgo69 :)

Step-chan the Catgirl Sage is here!!!

(Someone's probably thinking, "Oh no! We're going to get bombed with anime images!!!!)

^ :D :D :D :D

Of course, I won't be doing that, at least not where it isn't appropriate.

My bad, messed up and mentioned the other place without thinking....

Welcome Step-chan!

Ant

Welcome Step-Chan

Right back at ya! :)

Hey there Step-chan! :)