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Subject: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Tam on 08/26/07 at 9:22 pm

Well, since it is mostly men here and I appear to be the only female right now, I pose this question to you:

When it comes to the female anatomy, do you prefer your woman to be:

a bald eagle
a bald eagle with a mohawk
neatly trimmed or
an Amazon Bush bitch? (Eddie! I want half Eddie!!!)

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: whistledog on 08/26/07 at 9:24 pm

Amazon Bush Bitch.  I love a woman with a jungle down under

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Suq Madiq on 08/26/07 at 10:03 pm

I guess if I have to choose, neatly trimmed is cool.  As long as it don't stank it's alright wit' me.

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Jessica on 08/26/07 at 10:06 pm

Neatly trimmed, please. I hate flossing.

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: NastyBrian on 08/26/07 at 10:07 pm

Neatly trimmed.  ;D

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Bobo on 08/26/07 at 10:08 pm

Neatly trimmed, or, to give it the proper terminology, "landing strip".

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: NastyBrian on 08/26/07 at 10:09 pm


Neatly trimmed, or, to give it the proper terminology, "landing strip".



mmm landing strips.  ;D

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Tam on 08/26/07 at 10:12 pm

I should add - if you have another preference that isn't listed, please let me know and I will add it to the poll!!!

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Suq Madiq on 08/26/07 at 10:14 pm


I should add - if you have another preference that isn't listed, please let me know and I will add it to the poll!!!


Like what?  Topiaries?  ;D

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Tam on 08/26/07 at 10:17 pm



I should add - if you have another preference that isn't listed, please let me know and I will add it to the poll!!!


Like what?  Topiaries?  ;D


If that is what you prefer!!! ;D
Never thought about the "Chia" side of it! :D

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Bobo on 08/26/07 at 10:19 pm


Like what?  Topiaries?  ;D


It's worth noting that Mel once ventured the idea that she would dye her underneath-hair green for charity...

I never got around to finding out whether she actually did it because it wasn't there the next time I looked. Erm, I'll rephrase that..!

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 08/27/07 at 4:22 am

Bald eagle. Not a fan of swallowing hair...  :o

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Paul on 08/27/07 at 7:40 am

Hair...lots 'n lots 'n lots of... :D

(Well, I draw the line at hairy palms!)

'Shaved' always freaks me out...I just prefer a woman to look like a woman, not some preteen! (But to each their own...)

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Tam on 08/27/07 at 12:11 pm


'Shaved' always freaks me out...I just prefer a woman to look like a woman, not some preteen! (But to each their own...)


Hubby feels the same way as you Paul. And I am actually a little bit thankful for that cause I really detest Brazillian waxing!

Myself, I like neatly trimmed.... but sometimes I opt for a little design ie. Heart Shaped Box ;)

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Tam on 08/27/07 at 12:24 pm


Heart Shaved Box?  :D

I don't mind shaved, but I detest stubble. It's like eating out a cactus or 40 grit sandpaper. Pubes in the mouth are no biggie.

Ant


Another thing that must be said is that it isn't entirely just the woman who should shave or keep it trimmed.

I had to teach hubby how to trim himself up (without cutting himself of course)! Some men just don't even think about their pubes, and thus when a woman goes down on them they find the Lost City of ASSlantis!

I like my man's pubes trimmed up nice and neat, so I am not getting long pubes stuck in my teeth or wrapped around my rings, and I don't have to fight through the tangled mess just to find his balls! Not to mention, when a man takes care of things down there, it always smells much better! Not into dick cheese and such! :o ;)

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Don Carlos on 08/27/07 at 12:57 pm

I agree with Paul.  Never was into pedophilia.

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/27/07 at 2:19 pm

I said Amazon. It is VERY uncomfortable with anything else.


Cat

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: DitaVonTease on 08/28/07 at 11:29 am

I said neatly trimmed.  I shave and my husband trims.  Sometimes he shaves for a change.  I absolutely can not stand hair in my mouth, I mean I will puke if I get a hair in my throat, so he makes sure he's trimmed.

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 11:19 pm


I agree with Paul.  Never was into pedophilia.


My husband feels the same way Carlos.
He thinks it is just plain disgusting!

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: whistledog on 08/28/07 at 11:54 pm

The shaved look is bad for one reason .. with hair, i'd assume it's easier to know where you're going :D

The snake can find the jungle faster than he can find the desert ;D

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Tam on 08/28/07 at 11:58 pm


The snake can find the jungle faster than he can find the desert ;D


OMG I 'bout peed my pants!! ;D ;D

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 08/29/07 at 12:38 am

I think my appreciation for hair will grow with age, but right now it's neaty trimmed or less. Of course that's ideal. So I'd settle for bush (not the president) if I had to.

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/25/07 at 11:22 pm

I call it the inverted triangle.  That's what I prefer.  Natural but not excessive. I've been with shaved and landing strip with no complaints, but natural is more appealing.  It's less how big the garden is than how well it's maintained; keep the flowers fresh, if ya know what I mean!

  I'd say "Amazon" is more of a hirsuite thing, the ZZ Top of pubes!

I know there's an "amazon.com."  I'd put my money on there being a "shaved.com," but I'm not about to enter it into my address bar (sounds like pop-up city)
::)

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/26/07 at 12:28 pm

I HEARD this story but can't confirm whether it is true or not (but still a funny story). There was this girl who had a tattoo of the Pink Panther using one of those old fashion push-um lawn mowers on the front of her hip. She shaved a strip of her hair so it looked like the Pink Panther was mowing her "lawn".  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: The Naughty One on 09/26/07 at 2:54 pm

I have to say shaved. I can't stand the hair on me. Once I was sunbathing and caught a glimpse of what I thought was a spider on my crotch. I sat up and screamed only to find out it was me. NEVER again. I shaved it all off.

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Sugar Kane on 09/26/07 at 4:36 pm


It's less how big the garden is than how well it's maintained; keep the flowers fresh, if ya know what I mean!


What a beautiful figure of speech,we have a romantic heart here,people!
You don't call yourself Eros for nothing,heh? :D

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/26/07 at 9:02 pm


What a beautiful figure of speech,we have a romantic heart here,people!
You don't call yourself Eros for nothing,heh? :D

Mary, Mary
Quite contrary
Shave that pussy
It's so damn hairy!

Ohhhhh!

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/26/07 at 9:05 pm


I HEARD this story but can't confirm whether it is true or not (but still a funny story). There was this girl who had a tattoo of the Pink Panther using one of those old fashion push-um lawn mowers on the front of her hip. She shaved a strip of her hair so it looked like the Pink Panther was mowing her "lawn".  :D ;D ;D ;D



Cat

I saw a picture of that!  It might have been photoshopped.  Hard to tell these days. 

If I knew where it was, I'd link to it--the best one I ever saw was a chick with her pubic hair shaved in the shape of Texas!

(I think that's called a "Laura Bush")
:-\

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 09/26/07 at 9:31 pm

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still doesn't make me wanna click. Especially with the following search results accompanying it:
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Jpeg free porn . Wierd sex videos . Free euro sex videos ...
etc...

Somehow I don't think shaved.com is an online store.

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/27/07 at 10:23 am


I saw a picture of that!  It might have been photoshopped.  Hard to tell these days. 

If I knew where it was, I'd link to it--the best one I ever saw was a chick with her pubic hair shaved in the shape of Texas!

(I think that's called a "Laura Bush")
:-\



I didn't realize there was a photo of it. The person who told me was a woman who said went through basic training with this woman. (In basic, you do take showers together so you can see EVERYTHING). I'm wondering if it is indeed the same person or not.



Cat

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Poisoned Eros on 09/28/07 at 11:51 pm



I didn't realize there was a photo of it. The person who told me was a woman who said went through basic training with this woman. (In basic, you do take showers together so you can see EVERYTHING). I'm wondering if it is indeed the same person or not.



Cat

Copycat perhaps.
(no pun intended)

Subject: Re: Shaved or Amazon?

Written By: Step-chan on 10/11/07 at 3:20 pm

I can only go by what I've seen in adult material.. I actually have no real preference, but went with neatly trimmed(since there wasn't a "No preference").

:D

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