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Subject: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Red Ant on 08/26/07 at 8:30 pm

So, what's yours? I'd add a poll here, but we don't appear to have that option yet, so just write 'em down.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Tam on 08/26/07 at 9:52 pm

Wow! Just readng this had made my face flush a brilliant red!

I do have input but like you Ant, I am going to wait until there is a bit more discussion.

Not to mention that what will come form my fingers is going to shock a lot of people! :o

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Jessica on 08/26/07 at 9:58 pm

Doggy style, pure and simple. It helps if the ass is smacked, too.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Suq Madiq on 08/26/07 at 10:02 pm


Doggy style, pure and simple. It helps if the ass is smacked, too.


Schweet.  I'm down wit dat.  8)

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Bobo on 08/26/07 at 10:09 pm

*snickers* You said come!

Not to mention that what will come form my fingers is going to shock a lot of people! :o

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: NastyBrian on 08/26/07 at 10:12 pm

Jessica Alba sitting on my face naked would be a great position.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Bobo on 08/26/07 at 10:14 pm

Just a minor diversion before I give my real answer..

On a game show once, the former host, who is sadly no longer with us, asked a senior contestant his age, to which he replied, "69".

The host, in his late fifties himself, replied.. "69. What a great position to be in."

The audience remained silent. I, on the other hand, laughed so hard I nearly died.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Bobo on 08/26/07 at 10:17 pm

Blah. The more I think about it, the more weird this sounds. Missionary is about the only thing I can actually physically do without causing myself serious injury. Dogging is just weird, and anything else is... pretty much morally unthinkable.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: BrotherFalco on 08/30/07 at 6:05 am

OK, here we go:

Me- wheelbarrow Missionary, spidersprawl, frog-style, Mother of Indra, 6-to-the-9, and of course, throne position.

The wife- doggystyle, restrained hostage, sitting, riding, and across the top of the office desk.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/03/07 at 10:23 pm

I'm still a missionary man, but reverse cowgirl done just right is about the best I've ever had!

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Tam on 09/03/07 at 10:43 pm


I'm still a missionary man, but reverse cowgirl done just right is about the best I've ever had!


I like reverse cowboy, so long as he can hold me up. I love it being held up and him bouncing himself off the bed! Fucking HAWT!!!!

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/05/07 at 10:29 pm

EIFFEL TOWER
or doggy 69 ok i havint done to much

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/05/07 at 10:35 pm

its when a girl is in the middle of two guys she give one head and the other guy get her from behind and the two guys claps hands... hope that puts a picture in your head. lol

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/05/07 at 10:49 pm



Ah, I get it now! ;) ;D
its a good one

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: little_devil_rider` on 09/05/07 at 10:54 pm


I can honestly say that I've never tried that one.

same here but i want to

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: BrotherFalco on 09/07/07 at 5:19 am

The Harley Davidson position is also quite fun.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Don Carlos on 09/12/07 at 11:17 am

We've done it in about every position we can get into - standing, sitting, front to back, you name it - and I love them all.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Fellow Traveller on 11/19/07 at 5:30 pm

  My favorite, not necessarily hers, is where I'm sitting in a chair and she's humping with her back to me.  It's not the most intimate (or personal) but that lends a raunchy feel to the experience.  'Sides, being a card carrying ass man, watching that alabaster can bobbing happily hither and fore is nothing short of divine...

  And so, she indulges me... ;D

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 11/19/07 at 9:44 pm

I'll never look at the Eiffel Tower the same way again...  :P

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: whistledog on 12/09/07 at 8:43 pm

Favourite sex positions?  My dick in her vagina and together we bang like cymbals in an overworked marching band

And the Homecoming song will play in the background cause damnit, i'm "cumming" home :D

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Step-chan on 12/09/07 at 10:24 pm


its when a girl is in the middle of two guys she give one head and the other guy get her from behind and the two guys claps hands... hope that puts a picture in your head. lol


:o LOL....

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Fellow Traveller on 12/11/07 at 6:10 pm


Favourite sex positions?  My dick in her vagina and together we bang like cymbals in an overworked marching band

And the Homecoming song will play in the background cause damnit, i'm "cumming" home :D


  Sex-by-the-numbers, dog?  I know, for a fact, you're more creative than that..!  ;D

 

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: thats_mistress_to_you on 10/15/08 at 11:36 pm

doggy is my favorite...I also like to lie on my side and have my leg on his shoulder.....oh, and standing up against the bed is nice too.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: MadameA on 12/04/09 at 10:56 pm

The kinkier, the better. I just got into S&M, and I must say that I loved being shackled to a bed, nude, in a spread-eagle position, slapped with a roofing nail-studded paddle, Tazed and subjected to a Cleveland Steamer.

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: Roxy on 02/11/10 at 12:52 am


The kinkier, the better. I just got into S&M, and I must say that I loved being shackled to a bed, nude, in a spread-eagle position, slapped with a roofing nail-studded paddle, Tazed and subjected to a Cleveland Steamer.


It's always a little intimidating to post after Andria, isn't it?  ;D


I like good old missionary.  I'm sorry.  I know it's boring, but I just love the way a man feels on top of me.  Second choice would be standing up, with him taking me from behind. 

Subject: Re: Favorite Sex Position(s)

Written By: MadameA on 02/11/10 at 8:22 am


It's always a little intimidating to post after Andria, isn't it?  ;D


I like good old missionary.  I'm sorry.  I know it's boring, but I just love the way a man feels on top of me.  Second choice would be standing up, with him taking me from behind.


C'mon, I'm not THAT bad!  ;D That's actually a very good position, albeit a little bit too "normal" for many people. To be honest, I can tolerate anything but anal sex.

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