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Subject: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Red Ant on 08/26/07 at 8:15 pm

I'm partial to fucktard, though fuckface, dipshit, and asshat are good too.

Fuckton and assload are great for describing workloads.

"I've got a fuckton of work to do. Now leave me the fuck alone."

And, doing something incredibly stupid is worthy of the rarely used "fucktacular".

"Wow, what a fucktacular lack of judgement!"

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Tam on 08/26/07 at 8:19 pm

I like assclown, fan-fucking-tastic, fuck nut and cracker-ass-cracker!

I do not, not matter what, and under no circumstances like the C word! ;D

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: NastyBrian on 08/26/07 at 8:24 pm

Fucking shit fucker fucked fucker asshole

They're all good!  ;D

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 08/26/07 at 8:33 pm

Adding, for example, "fuck" inside certain words as exampled above. ie: fan-fucking-tastic or ter-fucking-iffic. Or adding to another word to make a new word. ie: fuckload, etc

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: whistledog on 08/26/07 at 9:23 pm

One Alec Baldwin said in the movie 'Outside Providence' I really liked ..

Assbag

"What the fuck's the matter with you, assbag"

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Suq Madiq on 08/27/07 at 12:44 am

Assflap and Fuckity-Fuck are some I use regularly.  Cocksucker for most other drivers on the road.

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Bobo on 08/27/07 at 1:08 pm

I spare a lot of time and money by constantly reusing the word "shitfuck" in conversation. As an interjection, not a noun, of course..

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/27/07 at 2:26 pm

I say shit frequently. Yeah, I say fuck once in a while but not too often (except when Carlos and I are.  ;) ) If I call someone a name (not to their face of course  ;) ) I will say "Asshole".


Years ago, my sister was complaining about my dad's old girlfriend (who no one in the family liked) and she called her a bitch. I said to her that bitch was a bit too nice. My sister said, "Ok, she is a goddam fucking bitch". I said, "That works."  ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: DocWoody on 08/27/07 at 5:36 pm

I enjoy referring to an undertaking that has gotten blown incredibly out of proportion, using much more manpower and resources than necessary as a...

Clusterfuck.

It's also amusing in "The Butterfly Effect" when the seven-year-old Evan calls Kayleigh's dad a "fuckbag."

-Woody

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Tam on 08/27/07 at 6:13 pm

Talked to my sister on the phone today and she said "Fucktastic!"

Thought it was actually better than my fan-fucking-tastic so now I have to use ot as much as humanly possible!  :D

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 1:06 am

"Fuckstick" has got to be one of my favorites "Asshat" is also a good one, and the phrase "Fucking-A" expecially said by people who you won't expect to say it (Such as old people, and little kids)entertains me greatly.

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Paul on 08/28/07 at 3:05 am

Most of you good folk would probably spell/pronounce it 'asswipe'...being British, I term it as 'arsewipe'* (which defines a good 90% of my workplace!)

(*It sounds better, too!)

And of course, being British...'bollocks' enjoys liberal usage... :)

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: LukesEvilTwin on 08/28/07 at 5:29 am

I remember a few years ago a short clip describing the true meaning of the word "fuck". I'm sure you'd find it instantly on LimeWire.

Some good words or phrases:
fucksticks
Fucksticle Sticks
arse over tit
wouldn't know shit from clay

etc..

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Matthias on 08/28/07 at 6:52 am

I love the Fuck video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaWCcDlI5s

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: CatwomanofV on 08/28/07 at 11:11 am


I love the Fuck video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUaWCcDlI5s



I have seen that before. There is another one asking you if you know Jack Shit.  ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Tam on 08/29/07 at 3:05 pm


'scuse the language, ladies (and especially Tam), but that is a prime case for uttering the word "cunt". Shorter and to the point. 10 syllables versus 1. It's a magnitude of order more efficient, especially if said woman is driving a minivan and on a cellphone.

I think it has to do with Einstein's Theory of Relativity. Conservation of words when pissed supremely pissed off, or something like that.

Ant



I had to report your ass for the use of such a word!!! ;D :o ;D

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Bobo on 08/29/07 at 3:30 pm

I have just recalled another. Imagine me in a strange Little Britain mode, stood at the pool table, red six inches from pocket, missing by eight degrees or so...

"Oh, testiclés!"

(Pronounced testy-clay, for anyone who is unaware.)

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: BrotherFalco on 09/02/07 at 4:57 am

Some of the words thrown around in my more vulgar vocabulary include-

-Titbitch
-Douche-ho
-Shitass
-Smeg-slut
-Ho-snatch

I don't use the word "whore", because it's a trigger word fro my wife.

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: BrotherFalco on 09/03/07 at 3:21 am

How 'bout:

-Assclown
-Twatpirate
-Cooze-nut
-Peckermelon
-Fucknugget
-Slapbitch

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: MaxwellSmart on 09/04/07 at 8:57 pm

Classic line from David Lynch's "Blue Velvet," as spoken by Frank Booth (Dennis Hopper):

"OK you fucking fuckers, let's fuuuuuuuck!  I'll fuck anything that moves!"

8)

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Matthias on 09/04/07 at 9:38 pm

"Shit Dammit Fucking Fucker" would make for a great parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire", about a guy with turret's syndrome.

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Jessica on 05/10/09 at 12:48 am

Twatwaffle. :D

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: Suq Madiq on 05/25/09 at 2:13 pm


Twatwaffle. :D


;D

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: MadameA on 05/26/09 at 3:14 am

There are many curse words out there, but my favorite is the good old "F" word, otherwise known as "fuck". What a versatile word!  :)

Subject: Re: Best Curse Words and Phrases

Written By: MadameA on 06/13/09 at 11:23 pm


"Shit Dammit Fucking Fucker" would make for a great parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire", about a guy with turret's syndrome.


Um, Matthias, I think you got the Goddamn spelling wrong on "Tourette's Syndrome". A turret is the part of a fucking tank where the fucking guns are attached, and a turret is also the tall cylindrical thing on the corners of a fucking castle. Tourette's syndrome is that psychiatric diagnosis in which people get twitchy and say fuck, damn, shit, hell and worse things than those four.

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