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Subject: Sexual Calorie Counter

Written By: NaughtyLibrarian on 09/17/08 at 5:58 pm

Since some of the members from the other board are watching their weight, I thought I'd post this handy guide to exercise

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/kbrady187/SexCalories.jpg

Subject: Re: Sexual Calorie Counter

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/18/08 at 3:00 pm


Since some of the members from the other board are watching their weight, I thought I'd post this handy guide to exercise

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c349/kbrady187/SexCalories.jpg



Thanks for posting that. But it doesn't say how many calories you use when you dress up BEFORE sex.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat

Subject: Re: Sexual Calorie Counter

Written By: NaughtyLibrarian on 09/24/08 at 4:04 pm

Apparently there is some truth to this, as today at the doctor, I found out I had lost 11 pounds since my last appointment 2 months ago!  :o  We've been extra...erm...busy these past two months so...

I stifled a giggle when the doctor said "Just keep doing whatever it is you've been doing." meaning exercise.  I thought "Sure thing doc!  Hubby will love that advice.  8)"  ;D

Subject: Re: Sexual Calorie Counter

Written By: CatwomanofV on 09/24/08 at 6:17 pm


Apparently there is some truth to this, as today at the doctor, I found out I had lost 11 pounds since my last appointment 2 months ago!  :o  We've been extra...erm...busy these past two months so...

I stifled a giggle when the doctor said "Just keep doing whatever it is you've been doing." meaning exercise.  I thought "Sure thing doc!  Hubby will love that advice.  8)"  ;D



Funny. Carlos made his doc jealous because his doc asked how often we "do it." You can imagine the look on his face when Carlos told him. lol



Cat

Subject: Re: Sexual Calorie Counter

Written By: NaughtyLibrarian on 09/26/08 at 11:10 pm



Thanks for posting that. But it doesn't say how many calories you use when you dress up BEFORE sex.  ;) :D ;D ;D



Cat


Wouldn't know from personal experience.  lol  Hell, I can barely get regular clothes without being "jumped".  :P

Subject: Re: Sexual Calorie Counter

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/05/08 at 11:37 am

Oh ... 'naughtylibrarian' .............. I know who you are. No, really I do. I just can't believe that you .... of all people, are posting HERE !  :o





















http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/402/palinnude006nn8.jpg

Well, Sarah ... I take it John has given his blessing ?  ???    ::)









:P





;D

Subject: Re: Sexual Calorie Counter

Written By: CatwomanofV on 10/05/08 at 12:19 pm


Wouldn't know from personal experience.  lol  Hell, I can barely get regular clothes without being "jumped".  :P



I know the feeling.



Oh ... 'naughtylibrarian' .............. I know who you are. No, really I do. I just can't believe that you .... of all people, are posting HERE !  :o





















http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/402/palinnude006nn8.jpg

Well, Sarah ... I take it John has given his blessing ?  ???    ::)









:P





;D



Too funny. A stroke, my friend.



Cat

Subject: Re: Sexual Calorie Counter

Written By: Mr. Mister on 10/05/08 at 10:05 pm



I know the feeling.



Too funny. A stroke, my friend.



Cat



Thanks. ... and  pussies  ???  :o    :-X  .... Cats ... definitely require stroking, don't they !  ;)  8)    :D


A 'stroke' back !  ;D

Subject: Re: Sexual Calorie Counter

Written By: Step-chan on 04/15/09 at 9:31 pm

I remember seeing a comedian who mentioned something about calories.

One of them was "finding your lover in bed with another person": 2000-3000 calories, depending on bat swings.(Horrible, I know)

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